The John Kerry Post of the Day

My latest discovery about my favorite cheese-eating surrendermonkey-looking Ketchup King cum former Presidential candidate:

You can't keep a bad former Presidential candidate from flip-flopping yet again. Or at least being tardy.

Once again, this is no longer the regular feature it once was. But it's time to mark a special 100 days for everyone's favorite boring Boston Brahmin. No, it's not the first 100 days of his Presidency (thank you, Lord). It's been 100 days since Senator Swiftboat promised to sign Form SF-180 and release all his military records.

Polipundit has a heckuva suggestion for those of us who are wondering if Kerry has spent too much time windsurfing to remember his promise. This parody response is even funnier. Of course, neither will be quite as funny as a Kerry '08 campaign. Now there's high hilarity.