Well, if Bill Clinton Was The First Black President...

There's not even a decent lead I can come up with for this statement by Rod Blagoievich...

"It's such a cynical business, and most of the people in the business are full of s--- and phonies, but I was real, man — and am real. This guy, he was catapulted in on hope and change, what we hope the guy is. What the f---? Everything he's saying's on the teleprompter. I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived.

Somewhere, Harry Reid is reading this and saying, "Hey, that explains the dialect!"