Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Hey, Utah, Get Me Two!

Loyal reader ST gives us the best news we've heard in hours...
Hollywood heartthrob Patrick Swayze is ready to don his wetsuit again - he will reprise his surfboarding gang boss role in a Point Break sequel.

The 1991 thriller also starred Keanu Reeves, but it's doubtful The Matrix star will appear in the follow up.

The new movie--which will follow an ex-professional surfer sent to track down a criminal gang--will be set in south east Asia, and will be directed by the writer of the original film, Peter Iliff.
As if Keanu had anything better to do -- the bastard should know that Johnny Utah made him. But I'm curious -- does Swayze still qualify as a "heartthrob?" Now, there's a sliding scale.

The NBA Gets It Wrong

Bill Simmons' column on the travesty of the NBA suspensions of Boris Diaw and Amare Stoudemire of the Suns is fantastic.

To recap: in the best NBA series I've watched in years (by that I mean the level of play), the Suns beat the Spurs in Game 4 to even the series at two games apiece. In the waning moments of the game, Spurs backup forward Robert Horry sent Suns star guard Steve Nash sprawling into the boards between the benches with the basketball version of a hipcheck. Stoudemire and Diaw jumped up off the Suns bench, as much in concern for Nash as anything else, and sprinted toward their teammate. Immediately realizing that they might get in trouble, both retreated to the bench.

Now, the NBA has a clear-cut, black-and-white rule on this stuff -- if you leave the bench during an altercation, you're suspended a minimum of one game. Knicks fans recall that this cost the 1997 Knicks a playoff series -- of course, they're Knick fans, so they got what they deserved. Of course, the NBA should have revisited the rule in response to the Knicks series, but did not do so, mostly because NBA Commissioner David Stern and the league office seemingly decided that to revisit the rule would be to admit weakness, rather than to realize that it's idiotic.

So, now, the NBA has suspended Stoudemire (the Suns' leading scorer) and Diaw (one of the better big men and the logical replacement for Stoudemire) for tonight's crucial game five. Even the Spurs fans are up in arms about the decision, and not simply because Horry got hit with two games. No, it's because the suits in the NBA offices have decided to apply their rule without any consideration for common sense.

Hence, we have a diatribe from Simmons that should be framed for a Sports Pulitzer...
Sadly, regretfully, unfortunately, the Stoudemire-Diaw suspensions tainted a successful playoffs and inspired a record-setting number of fans to exhale in disgust, "That's it, I'm finally done with the NBA."

But there's a larger issue that everyone seems to be missing, an issue that keeps popping up during these playoffs in various forms and might be fixable: Namely, that the NBA turned the competitive sport of basketball into something else. It's still basketball, only it's a bastardized version of it. A certain amount of instinct and competitiveness has been compromised. Why? Because of the league's misguided attempt to create a fairy-tale universe in which world-class athletes can play basketball without ever raising their voices, trash-talking, bumping bodies, exulting after a great play or rubbing each other the wrong way.

... Let's say you're one of the best seven players on the Phoenix Suns. You love Nash -- he's your emotional leader, your meal ticket to the Finals, the ideal teammate and someone who makes you happy to play basketball every day for a living. He's killing himself to win a championship. His nose was split open in Game 1. His back bothers him to the point that he has to lie down on the sidelines during breaks. He's battling a real cheap-shot artist (Bruce Bowen) who's trying to shove and trip him on every play. But he keeps coming and coming, and eventually everyone follows suit. Just as things were falling apart in Game 4 and you were staring at the end of your season, he willed you back into the game and saved the day.

Suddenly, he gets body-checked into a press table for no real reason on an especially cheap play. You're standing 20 feet away. Instinctively, you run a few steps toward the guy who did it -- after all, your meal ticket is lying on the court in a crumpled heap -- before remembering that you can't leave your bench. So you go back and watch everything else unfold from there. Twenty-four hours later, you get suspended for Game 5 because your instincts as a teammate kicked in for 1.7 seconds.

Think about how dumb this is. What kind of league penalizes someone for reacting like a good teammate after his franchise player just got decked? Imagine you're playing pickup at a park, you're leading a game 10-3, your buddy is driving for the winning layup, and some stranger clotheslines your buddy from behind and knocks him into the metal pole. Do you react? Do you take a couple of steps toward him? I bet you do. For the NBA to pretend it can create a fairy-tale league in which these reactions can be removed from somebody's DNA -- almost like a chemical castration -- I mean, how stupid is that?

...So don't blame the NBA higher-ups for the way they interpreted that stupid, idiotic, foolish, moronic, brainless, unintelligent, foolhardy, imprudent, thoughtless, obtuse and thickheaded rule. Blame them for having the rule itself. Blame them for allowing the league to morph into something that doesn't quite resemble basketball anymore. Blame them for a league in which basketball players aren't totally allowed to think and act like basketball players and teammates aren't totally allowed to think and act like teammates. Blame them for an ongoing double standard in which the Bruce Bowens of the league can willfully endanger other players, but a roundhouse swipe on an attempted block can get someone ejected if they miss by a scant 10 inches while moving at full speed. Blame them for dubious officiating that's compromised the playoffs to the degree that an increasing number of fans are wondering where the WWE ends and the NBA begins.

And speaking of blame ... if you want to skip tonight's Game 5 between the Suns and Spurs, I can't blame you.
And people wonder why I like college basketball better than the pros. I hate the officials at both levels, but I don't really question the integrity of the college refs as much as their intelligence. Simmons is correct to point out that the NBA seems to be a lifeless husk of the game I grew up watching. And he actually watches regular season NBA games, which should be listed as cruel and unusual punishment. Ironically, this may drive up the ratings for this game, as people tune in to see the undermanned Suns attempt a miracle. The only way this would have been worse was if it was Game Seven.

Stern won't be at the game tonight, citing a cold from his recent travels to give Dirk Nowitzki his MVP Award (there's an obvious joke there about Dirk and the Dallas Mavericks' gawd-awful shooting, but I'll avoid it). My guess is that he'd rather not be in Phoenix, because they're going to be pissed. And deep down, he probably knows that they're right.

Ron Paul v. Rudy

I didn't watch last night's GOP Presidential debate. I might try to read the transcript later. I did read Sister Toldjah's coverage, as well as Andrew Sullivan's summary (more on this in a moment) and the drunk-blogging of Vodkapundit. I much prefer the last one.

With that being said, here's what appears to have been one of the big moments of the night...



I watched Paul in his response to the original question. I didn't really have a problem with it, save for the ending statement about having people over here from China or whatever and what we would think of it. However, I want to thank the Fox questioner for asking the same question that I had -- doesn't this viewpoint effectively change on 9/11? After all, I'd view Paul's statements as being a reflection of what America Firsters backed in WWII... until Pearl Harbor. After Pearl Harbor, it became absurdly difficult to claim that we can afford to sit out the war.

There are those who would say that Paul's position is an old-school Republican answer. Paul himself tried to draw upon Ronald Reagan's decision to withdraw the Marines from Beirut in 1983 (Paul basically made the case that this was a courageous thing to do). I can see what he's trying to say -- I just don't think it squares with reality.

Paul's response to the followup questions weren't as bad as what I'd expect to hear from the left, but it was pretty close.. and Rudy did the right thing in engaging him. I think a better question would have been whether Paul would have opted not to respond to Saddam's 1991 invasion of Kuwait, and what that would mean for the world today. But Rudy hit him like an attack dog, and did so brilliantly. And here's the part of Paul's response to Rudy that just killed me...
They don't come here to attack us because we're rich and we're free. They come and they attack us because we're over there.
Are we back on this schtick? Is it possible for him (and the isolationist wing of the GOP) to understand that it's both? They don't need a reason to attack us -- they use whatever reason is convenient. In the end, they attack us because they want a world fundamentally different from the world in which we live.

Ignoring them and hoping they kill each other is an option, but not if they're reaching out into our world and impacting us. Hell, I'd say we had a better argument for non-intervention in WWII (particularly in Europe) than we do in the Middle East now. Failing to be engaged in the Middle East isn't an option that is available to us in any case -- economically, politically, morally, or in the interest of our national security. In the end, even if every American was out of Iraq -- indeed, if we'd never held Saddam back in 1991 and let him invade Saudi -- we'd eventually be forced to walk away from Isreal in order to satisfy the desires of the Muslim world -- and that still wouldn't end up being enough (never mind that the Isrealis probably would refuse to go quietly into the good night, which is their right and the right thing to do, even if it meant turning most of the Middle East into a smoking radioactive parking lot).

The post-Gulf War examination of Saddam's arsenels essentially showed that he was less than one year from having a nuke. Having nukes and possession of a large chunk of the world's oil would have been one hell of a blackmail device, if not making the decision for war easier.

Maybe the Gulf War was an attempt to straddle the middle road that Bush Sr. and his advisors chose -- we intervene, but we try to limit the intervention to something less than a full-fledged invasion. The problem is the same one identified earlier -- the mad murdering bastards in the Middle East aren't likely to sit back and appreciate a limited engagement any more than a full one like Iraq today. Basically, Bush 41 punted in the hopes that the Middle East could be pacified for awhile until the controlling groups there grew up and stopped acting like mudering bastards. Unfortunately, that hasn't happened yet, and before it did, they spent the 1990's attempting to attack us and eventually getting large-scale success on 9/11.

In a way, Paul represents the more honorable version of the left's anti-war position. The left is anti-war because they're anti-war (and in some cases, anti-American). There's no rationality or deep thought to their position -- they might throw out the rationale that we're creating our own problems, but in reality they're not interested in that so much as they are in just being against military intervention and against the U.S. Others would rather spend the money at home to fight whatever issue offends them the most (and Paul disagrees with them there).

Paul is different. He honestly believes that we should sit it out, talk it out and let the other side exhaust themsleves while blowing up their part of the world. He seems to honestly think that staying away from their sandbox is a solution to our conflict with them.

The problem is that reality doesn't square with this solution. I realize that many of the folks who agree with Paul think Bush's rhetoric about bringing democracy to the Middle East is a pipe dream. But take a look at Paul's position and you realize that he eternally wants us playing defense and doesn't solve anything. You can trade all you want with Vietnam, but that's not an example that fits here (nor is it it morally correct -- the trade hasn't done much to help solve the problems that the people there continue to suffer through a humanitarian crisis brought on by years of Communist misrule). As McCain succinctly puts it, the Vietnamese didn't follow us back to America. The Jihadis will (and have, as Guiliani noted when he mentioned Fort Dix). in the end, Bush's position better be something we can pull off, because otherwise we fight to a protracted stalemate or lose -- and it has the advantage of being a far more morally defensible position.

Bottom line, I can see that some people think Paul is being short-changed by conservative punditry. I see Sullivan touting the Worldnet Daily internet poll that has Paul the winner of the debate as proof that Paul is making inroads among GOP voters. Excuse me, Andrew, but Tom friggin' Tancredo is second in that poll. And Mitt Romney, whom most people consider the loser, is third. Do you really think this sample shows us a good idea of who's in the GOP base? Saying that the conservatives who find Paul's position appalling and divorced from reality are guilty of "thuggery" is a new low in the rather pathetic desire to sell his book.

If you need a far more nuanced view of the world of Paul, check Jonah Goldberg's response. Well-stated, and far better than anything anyone else has written, while also taking on Paul's neo-isolationist longing for Taft. In the end, he makes the same point...

Moreover, whether Taft was right or wrong, it’s quite clear he was responding to the reality of his time. Paul, on the other hand, has his head in the historical sand.

After the first debate, when so many GOP candidates tried to claim the Reagan mantle, David Frum pined for a candidate to say “Ronald Reagan was a great leader and a great president because he addressed the problems of his time. But we have very different problems — and we need very different answers. Here are mine.” I think Reagan’s still a bit more relevant today than that. But surely reasonable people can agree that the problems we face today are very different problems than the ones faced by Taft — and we need very different answers.

I like having Ron Paul in this race and participating in these debates. But not only is he no Robert Taft, but, when it comes to foreign policy, we couldn’t use him if he were.

I don't know that I'm going to vote for any of the guys on that stage. But I know I'm not voting for Ron Paul.