Friday, March 04, 2005

We've Heard of Better Ideas

The Lord of Truth lets us in on a story that, as he puts it, will probably be a Lifetime movie in 20 years...


A fourth-grader who was attending a Massachusetts elementary school as a girl before February vacation has returned to school as a boy.

The parents of the 9-year-old child said the youngster was born with the body of a girl, but the brain of a boy.

They have asked that he be referred to and treated as a boy by teachers and other students, and school officials are accommodating the request. The parents have even changed the child's name.

The child's mother told The Eagle-Tribune that the family made the decision after consulting with medical professionals. She said the child is still biologically a girl.

The mother has requested that the family not be identified to protect the child.
Yeah, because the other kids in school won't know that the boy used to be a girl. The parents might also want to consider, um, moving. Somebody may want to mention this to the parents. Of course, responsible parents might have already thought of this.

What's really depressing is that if this does become a Lifetime movie, most of our wives will watch it.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Vegas, Baby, Vegas

Reason # 944 I can't wait to get to Vegas in just 20 days...

Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman told a group of fourth graders on Monday that if he was marooned on a desert island the one thing he would want to have with him is a bottle of gin.

And when a student quizzed Goodman about his hobbies he replied that "drinking" was one of them, said Mackey Elementary School Principal Kamala Washington, who was present for the mayor's visit.

Goodman was unapologetic for his comments that came during his visit to the elementary school in North Las Vegas.

"I'm the George Washington of mayors. I can't tell a lie. If they didn't want the answer the kid shouldn't have asked the question," Goodman said. "It's me, what can I do?"

The logic of that last statement is impeccable. Next time, don't let the kids ask questions. It's all so easy.

Get Your Hands of My Blog

My close friends know that while I respect Senator McCain, I have serious policy differences with him. And on one issue, I think he's full of crap.

Campaign finance reform.

He's not the only idiot in Washington to blame. Russ Feingold put his name on the bill as well. Plenty of folks in both parties voted for it, proving that stupidity is a bi-partisan exercise. Hell, the President I support signed this asinine law, on the theory that the Supreme Court would surely find it unconstitutional. Placing that much faith in Sandra Day O'Conner is a recipie for disaster, and we've got one.

Why am I so ticked off? The next place for the campaign regulators to attack will be the Internet. Check out FEC Commissioner Bradley Smith's interview with CNet, especially this excerpt...

It's going to be a battle, and if nobody in Congress is willing to stand up and say, "Keep your hands off of this, and we'll change the statute to make it clear," then I think grassroots Internet activity is in danger. The impact would affect e-mail lists, especially if there's any sense that they're done in coordination with the campaign. If I forward something from the campaign to my personal list of several hundred people, which is a great grassroots activity, that's what we're talking about having to look at.

Senators McCain and Feingold have argued that we have to regulate the Internet, that we have to regulate e-mail. They sued us in court over this and they won.

If Congress doesn't change the law, what kind of activities will the FEC have to target?
We're talking about any decision by an individual to put a link (to a political candidate) on their home page, set up a blog, send out mass e-mails, any kind of activity that can be done on the Internet.

Again, blogging could also get us into issues about online journals and non-online journals. Why should CNET get an exemption but not an informal blog? Why should Salon or Slate get an exemption? Should Nytimes.com and Opinionjournal.com get an exemption but not online sites, just because the newspapers have a print edition as well?

Why wouldn't the news exemption cover bloggers and online media?
Because the statute refers to periodicals or broadcast, and it's not clear the Internet is either of those. Second, because there's no standard for being a blogger, anyone can claim to be one, and we're back to the deregulated Internet that the judge objected to. Also I think some of my colleagues on the commission would be uncomfortable with that kind of blanket exemption.

So if you're using text that the campaign sends you, and you're reproducing it on your blog or forwarding it to a mailing list, you could be in trouble?
Yes. In fact, the regulations are very specific that reproducing a campaign's material is a reproduction for purpose of triggering the law. That'll count as an expenditure that counts against campaign finance law.

This is an incredible thicket. If someone else doesn't take action, for instance in Congress, we're running a real possibility of serious Internet regulation. It's going to be bizarre.
Great. We've got the world's greatest low-cost mass communication medium ever invented, and the government can regulate speech on it, but only if it's political speech. Feel free to keep downloading as much porn as you like (even in libraries) because the First Amendment is absolute... except for political speech.

What's funny is that more people get worked up about the FCC banning Janet Jackson's nipple than this egregious law. Michelle Malkin has a great set of links on her site regarding this issue, which is one where right-wing and left-wing bloggers should unite. Instapundit also has some links, including this appropriately titled post from Professor Bainbridge...
Yet, the oddity of campaign finance regulation is that we have ended up in a place in which pornographers apparently have greater constitutional protection than political bloggers. It's like we live in the First Amendment's Bizzaro World.

You can email
John McCain here and Russ Feingold here. Please let them know that some of us still believe in free speech.

I don't think that's going to get the job done. But feel free to also register your feelings with the FEC at Federal Election Commission, 999 E Street, NW, Washington, DC 20463 [(800) 424-9530]. Captain Ed summarizes the situation nicely...
The FEC, thanks to a John McCain lawsuit, will have to calculate the value of a link on a political website in order to determine whether the owner has overdonated to a campaign -- in other words, committed a felony. Bigger blogs will come under closer scrutiny, which means that any expression of support on CQ with a referential hyperlink may well get valued at more than the $2,000 maximum hard-cash contribution.

In order for me to operate under those conditions, I will need to hire a lawyer and an accountant to guide me through the election laws and calculate my in-kind donations on almost an hourly basis. How many bloggers will put up with that kind of hassle just to speak their minds about candidates and issues? John McCain and Russ Feingold have effectively created an American bureaucracy dedicated to stamping out independent political speech, and the courts have abdicated all reason in declaring it constitutional.


You know, for months I've read how some people think Bush won the Presidential election by distracting people with a topic like gay marriage when the real issues were the war in Iraq and the economy. The numbers don't bare this out, but it's entertaining speculation regardless. But here's one thing we should consider... while everyone else focuses in on the supposed First Amendment dangers posed by the FCC crackdown, we're distracted from the true danger to free speech posed by overzealous campaign finance regulation.

Won't Somebody Please Think of the Children?

For the past couple days, I've had to debate several close friends who've claimed that the FCC crackdown, motivated by those crazed right-wing fundamentalist Christians, was destroying free speech in America, at least on television. My point was that our society was more sick and depraved than ever, and that no one's really missing out on anything (not that I object).

And if this discovery doesn't prove my point, nothing does. Alberto Gonzales has clearly fallen asleep on the job.

No More Soup For Him

The Lord of Truth fills us in on the true story regarding a certain QB's illness during the Super Bowl...

It was a hit by linebacker Tedy Bruschi that left quarterback Donovan McNabb gasping for air at a time when the Eagles were attempting to go into their hurry-up offense during their Super Bowl XXXIX loss to the New England Patriots.

According to two sources, McNabb said he was hit in the back by Bruschi as he fell forward during a broken play on which he unexpectedly received the snap from center Hank Fraley.

That play ended with 3 minutes, 26 seconds remaining in the game and the Eagles trailing, 24-14. After the play, the Eagles huddled and did not get their next play off until 2:55 remained, with seven seconds showing on the play clock.

McNabb, on a third-and-10 play, completed a first-down pass to Freddie Mitchell, then motioned for his teammates to quickly get up to the line of scrimmage. But as he was calling the play at the line, he began to gasp and had to motion his teammates back to the huddle, where video of the game clearly shows him violently coughing.

According to a team source, McNabb said he called the play in the huddle with hand signals. But 30 seconds elapsed between the first-down pass to Mitchell and the next play, a dropped pass by running back Brian Westbrook. That play could have resulted in a huge gain.

Though the 13-play drive ended with McNabb throwing a 30-yard touchdown pass to Greg Lewis that pulled the Eagles within three points, the game clock had just 1:48 remaining. The drive had started with 5:40 left.

...According to a team source, McNabb has been reluctant to talk about what happened on the Eagles' final touchdown drive because he does not want to sound as though he is making an excuse for the Eagles' Super Bowl loss.
I admire McNabb for not making excuses, but coming out for a play or two might have been more helpful. Of course, maybe the truth was that he was just sickened by the fact that his second-best wide receiver is Todd Pinkston.

A World of Their Own

I have this running theory that explains the popularity of The West Wing, which is Hollywood's alternative reality version of Washington, D.C. I think many people, and not just liberals, prefer the show because it's so, well, high-minded. Unlike all our real-life politicians. Then again, I'm guessing the voters in The West Wing's alternative universe are also a little more idealized than all of us.

But then, there is the liberal half of the audience, which I think enjoys it because it allows them to escape reality. Only in Hollywood do Democrats get to keep winning elections. Check this out...

Here SHE is.

The President of the United States.

Coming soon, if ABC's drama pilot "Commander in Chief" gets picked up.

Anticipating a run by Hillary Clinton, Geena Davis will star as the first female president of the United States!

Davis, a Democrat political activist, is set for the two-hour pilot with writer/director Rod Lurie.
I'm smelling a Sheen-Davis ticket for 2008 for the Democrats. Hey, anything's better than Kerry-Edwards.

From Now On, Just Eat Pizza

The Lord of Truth points out the new 3-D video game at Chuck E. Cheese...

Aurora police have reviewed a weekend incident in which a man accused of stealing salad from a Chuck E. Cheese salad bar was hit with a stun gun twice by officers and said that proper procedures were followed.

The incident began at 4:05 p.m. Sunday when officers were called to the restaurant on a report of a larceny in progress.

Police talked to the Chuck E. Cheese manager, who told them that a customer had refused to show proof that he had paid for food. The manager said the man was seen "loading" his plate at the salad bar.

The officers confronted Danon Gale, 29, who was at the restaurant with his children, aged 3 and 7. Patrons said the popular kids pizza parlor was packed with children and families at the time.

According to police, Gale was asked to step outside to discuss the incident.

"According to witnesses (Gale) refused to cooperate with police and a struggle ensued," said Larry Martinez, a police spokesman. He said that Gale became argumentative and shoved one of the officers, a fact disputed by another patron.

"One of the officers kept poking the gentleman in the chest," Felicia Mayo told the Rocky Mountain News.

She was there with her 7-year-old son. She told the newspaper that Gale told the officer "You don't have to do that." She said Gale never put his hands on the officer who was confronting him

The argument escalated until Gale was shoved into the lap of Mayo's sister, who was sitting two booths away, holding a 10-month-old baby. That's when police pulled out a Taser stun gun to subdue him.

"They beat this man in front of all these kids then Tased him in my sister's lap," Mayo told the newspaper. "They had no regard for the effect this would have on the kids. This is Chuck E. Cheese, you know."
No one answers the important question. What kind of man goes to Chuck E. Cheese and eats a salad?

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Well, That's One Idea

We'd like to take this idea seriously, except... well, we can't...

On Friday, the Los Angeles Times devoted its lead editorial to the proposition that Bono, the Irish frontman of rock band U2, "should be named the next president of the World Bank."

Outgoing World Bank president James Wolfensohn's term ends in May and the United States, which has traditionally reserved the post for an American with experience on Wall Street or in government has said it wants to see a successor named before then.

"Don't be fooled by the wraparound sunglasses and the excess hipness," the Los Angeles Times said. "Bono is deeply versed in the issues afflicting the least-developed nations of the world."

A spokeswoman for Bono in Los Angeles and his manager in New York could not be immediately reached for comment.

Hey, as long as it doesn't interfere with his concert schedule, I'm okay with it. It's no more insane than letting Howard Dean run the Democratic Party.

Democracy... On the March

Check out the pictures from Lebanon, where the Syrian-backed puppet government has fallen. Or this protest against terrorism in Iraq. people are beginning to speculate about Syria's goovernment facing some problems.

The Iraqis have conducted a successful election, as has Afghanistan. The Saudis recently held elections, for crying out loud (okay, it was for municipal councils, but it's a start). Even Egypt will be holding an open, multi-party election for the first time in its modern history. Even better, they don't want it to be the result of U.S. pressure...


Political analyst Mohamed el-Sayed Said criticized Egypt's constitution as "obsolete, replete with gaps and contradictions" and said other articles in the document should also be changed.

...Egypt, the second-largest recipient of U.S. aid, was the first Arab nation to sign a peace treaty with Israel, in 1979, and often mediates in the Israeli-Palestinian peace process.

As the Bush administration presses allies for political change, even reformers in the region are touchy about U.S. interference.

"If this happened by the pressure from the United States, we don't want it," el-Said, the Tagammu leader, said. "In my view, it came from the mobilization of public opinion."
Is the so-called Bush Doctrine a success? Look, it's far too soon to start congratulating the President, and it's a discredit to the people in those nations not to give them credit for the amazing things that are happening there. And democracy is hard, damn hard, and there are sure to be serious stumbling blocks, even for the countries with a jump-start like Iraq. But the President and others deserve credit for believing, in the end, that the people in the Middle East yearn for freedom in the same way people in other nations do. John Kennedy once said "[O]ur most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's future. And we are all mortal." Maybe we need to add the idea that we all crave the right of self-determination as well. It's a point Christopher Hitchens touched upon nicely in his piece hammering the outdated idea of a violent "Arab street" that would rise up against us. Mark Steyn makes many of the same points.

In the end, we're looking at the possible re-alignment of the Arab world into a free part of the world. We may not like the electoral results in the future, but we already have that in Europe anyway. However, it will be far better for our nation if these nations become legitimate democracies. The fact of the matter is, terrorists are far less common -- and far less successful -- within democratic societies. And in this way, the liberation of Iraq is part and parcel a piece of preventing another 9/11. Andrew Sullivan, who's very critical of our President for many things, hammers this point home...

I think even the fiercest critics of president Bush's handling of the post-liberation phase in Iraq will still be thrilled at what appears to me to be glacial but important shifts in the right direction in the region. The Iraq elections may not be the end of the Middle East Berlin Wall, but they certainly demonstrate its crumbling. The uprising against Syria's occupation of Lebanon is extremely encouraging; Syria's attempt to buy off some good will by coughing up Saddam's half-brother is also a good sign; ditto Mubarak's attempt to make his own dictatorship look more democratic. Add all of that to the emergence of Abbas and a subtle shift in the Arab media and you are beginning to see the start of a real and fundamental change. Almost all of this was accomplished by the liberation of Iraq. Nothing else would have persuaded the thugs and mafia bosses who run so many Arab nations that the West is serious about democracy. The hard thing for liberals - and I don't mean that term in a pejorative sense - will be to acknowledge this president's critical role in moving this region toward democracy. In my view, 9/11 demanded nothing less. We are tackling the problem at the surface - by wiping out the institutional core of al Qaeda - and in the depths - by tackling the autocracy that makes Islamo-fascism more attractive to the younger generation. This is what we owed to the victims of 9/11. And we are keeping that trust.
Our friends on the left are another matter for another day. For now, let's hope freedom continues to spread in the lands of oppression.

Ranking High

Hey, good times all around for Villanova fans. First, we're ranked in the Top 20 for the first time since... well, I think I was in college. Next, fellow Wildcat alum Topher sent us this piece from USA Today on the NCAA's new "Academic Progress Rate" (APR), where Villanova scored pretty highly...
Top five APRs

Yale 999 (27 of 29 teams scored a perfect 1,000), Princeton 994, Pennsylvania 993, William & Mary 992, Loyola Marymount and Villanova 991.

...Perfect 1,000s

Almost one in three teams — a total of 1,737 — had perfect APRs. There were 69 in women's basketball, including ranked teams Tennessee, DePaul, Texas Tech and Minnesota, and 33 in men's basketball, including ranked teams Alabama, Pacific and Villanova. There were none in I-A football.

Now if we could only keep phone cards out of the hands of our players.

May The Force Be With The Money

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
Darth Vader is coming to "The O.C." The trailer for "Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith" will premiere during the March 10 episode of the Fox show.

The final installment of the "Star Wars" saga will open in theaters on May 19. The new trailer will be released in movie theaters beginning March 11.

I have no idea whether Lucas will continue destroying his legacy. But I'd bet that he's more interested in the merchandising anyway.

Teaching the Wrong Lesson

While I sympathize with people being underpaid and having to work long hours, that's something most professionals do without complaint. But to intentionally cut back on work that's truly part of your job -- that's definitely unprofessional...

Berkeley students aren't getting written homework assignments because teachers are refusing to grade work on their own time after two years with no pay raise.

So far, a black history event had to be canceled and parents had to staff a middle-school science fair because teachers are sticking strictly to the hours they're contracted to work.

"Teachers do a lot with a little. All of a sudden, a lot of things that they do are just gone. It's demoralizing," said Rachel Baker, who has a son in kindergarten.

Teachers say they don't want to stop volunteering their time.

"It's hard," said high school math teacher Judith Bodenhauser. "I have stacks of papers I haven't graded. Parents want to talk to me; I don't call them back."

The action was organized by the Berkeley Federation of Teachers, which wants a cost-of-living increase next year.

District Superintendent Michele Lawrence said she sympathizes with teachers but said there isn't money for raises. She blamed Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger for not providing as much money to education as promised.

Oh, yeah, sure. Blame the Terminator. There's a good idea -- who's America going to believe, a school administrator or Ah-nold? Let's ask why California's legislature doesn't go part-time instead amd sve the state money to pay the teachers.

Look, I won't complain too much with teachers refusing to volunteer for events after school -- that isn't necessarily part of their job description, although we could argue about it. I still think it's unprofessional to a degree, but I'm guessing that while there are dedicated teachers who help out with extra-curricular activities, there are also slackers who let others carry the load. That happens in every profession. And to me, this is a legitimate pressure tactic for the union to use in seeking a pay raise, even though I can't stand unions in general and teacher's unions in particular. I'll leave out my problems with any group of professionals having unions for another time.

But cutting back on student homework strikes me as going a step too far. Look, most of us in the private sector have jobs that are loosely defined as 9-5, but we arrive earlier and stay later (or much later, as the case may be). That's part of the job and part of being a professional -- your time isn't dictated by the clock, but by how much work you have to complete.

I'd agree that teachers aren't paid enough for them to dedicate the same kind of time to their jobs -- but I'd also argue that certain activities are part of your job, and that assigning your students written homework (and grading it) falls within this definition. To me, the teachers are basically abdicating their responsibilities. They deserve credit for the work that they do -- we know that they don't get enough credit, or compensation -- but they also deserve criticism when they act in such a manner.

The school district may be wrong in not providing a pay raise (or maybe it's the state's fault), but two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you believe Homer Simpson. Speaking of which, perhaps this quote sums the story up, ironically enough from an episode with a teacher's strike...

Homer: "Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!"

Lisa: "But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive."

Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

The Berkeley teachers seem to be following advice from Homer Simpson. Perhaps they should stop and consider that.

Monday, February 28, 2005

Why Didn't Bob Barker Think of This?

Loyal reader RB sends us the latest news from the world of PETA...

Porn star Ron Jeremy is advocating sexual abstinence. Among animals. “Sometimes, Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing,” declares the nude adult-film star in a new ad for PETA. The campaign is aimed at cutting back on the number of puppies and kittens born. In the racy ad, Jeremy, lying in bed — partially covered with a sheet and holding a pair of handcuffs — asks people to “help end overpopulation by spaying and neutering your cats and dogs.”
For once, I'm speechless.

And You Thought the Metro Was Bad

Almost a month old, but this was one more story from the Lord of Truth that needed to be aired...
A record 2,201 cases of groping on Tokyo commuter trains were reported to police last year, with more than half committed during the jam-packed morning rush hour, police said Tuesday.

The complaints, the largest number since police started the tracking the problem more than 40 years ago, led to 1,897 arrests for groping in 2004, police said.

Groping has long been a problem on Tokyo's crowded subways and other commuter trains, particularly during the morning and late-night rush hours. Passengers are often tightly pressed against each other, an inviting environment for potential offenders.

Teenage girls, many of them in miniskirt school uniforms, were the most frequent targets, and accounted for about one-third of the victims, police said.


Maybe it's just me, but perhaps they need to reconsider the uniforms.

I Thought White Chicks Was Robbed, Too

Apparently, Tom Shales didn't like Chris Rock's performance at the Oscars...

Chris Rock jokingly welcomed viewers to "the 77th, and last, Academy Awards" last night but this Oscar show, nervously televised from Hollywood on ABC, will more likely turn out to be the first, and last, to be hosted by Rock. Though a brilliant and caustic stand-up comedian, Rock's stint as an Oscar host was strangely lame and mean-spirited.

...But the only real controversy generated by Rock came during a so-so monologue in which he insulted several actors, Jude Law among them, as being small-timers who got parts only when better actors were unavailable. Rock had also pre-taped a peculiar bit of man-on-the-street comedy in which a collection of Hollywood moviegoers, most of them African American, said they hadn't seen or even heard of many of this year's nominated films. It was unclear if this routine was some sort of commentary on racism or a gratuitous slap at Hollywood, but either option is hardly encouraging.

Shales (as he has in the past) missed the boat. Rock made an otherwise pathetic show watchable.

My biggest problem with Hollywood, as well as awards shows in general, is that the industry generally gathers to heap praise on one another, joke about the outside world and congratulate one another on how special they are. The preening and self-adulation deserves to be mocked, and Rock mocked it beautifully.

The bit at the Magic Johnson Theater could have been out of Chappelle's Show, and was nothing short of brilliant, including the cameos by Albert Brooks and Martin Lawrence. Hollywood should realize that there's a huge segment of America that hasn't seen Million Dollar Baby, won't see Million Dollar Baby, and still knows every line from White Chicks.

I loved the bit about Jude Law and how there are only "four" great actors in Hollywood. Rock wasn't dissing Law anymore than he mocked himself seconds later by noting that if a movie executive wants Denzel Washington for a part, they shouldn't settle for Chris Rock. Rock was hammering Hollywood for its penchant for pretending that certain actors are great actors and huge stars. Hey, I like Jude Law as an actor, but how many Americans know the difference between him and Jake Gylenhaal? Besides, if Rock had substituted "Ben Affleck" for Law, even Sean Penn would have trouble objecting.

And that might have been the funniest part of the evening for me. Sean Penn, the Town Jester of Baghdad, was giving one of the awards last night and stopped to chastise Rock by noting that he disagreed with the host and that Jude Law was a tremendous actor. The idiot didn't get it (and neither does Shales) -- what Rock was asking these pretentious schmucks to do was laugh at themselves, and they missed the joke. Sean, you're a freaking actor -- what you do for a living is not so serious that we can't mock Jude Law, or you, or the rest of the assemblage. After all, the folks in that theater were laughing like crazy when Rock threw jibes at President Bush. After President Bush, is Jude Law immune?

I hope Rock gets the job next year. If not him, let Dennis Miller host -- then we'd get the joy of watching Sean Penn's head explode as he tried to understand whether Jude Law was insulted.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

The Cats Are Rolling

I think stomping Georgetown is always a cause for celebration. Winning for the fifth time in a row on a visit to DC (we're now unbeaten at the MCI Center) is reason for even more celebration.

This team is now 19-6, and five of its six losses were by a total of 15 points. They come from arguably the toughest conference in America, and they've won 10 out of their last 12 games, despite various injuries. That's reason for a ton of celebration.

And the real celebration will be 14 days, when we get the bid. I smell a #5 seed in our future. And trust me, the #1 seed in that bracket should be nervous.

The Death of Liberalism

Martin Peretz, one of the editors of the New Republic, recently held forth about the lack of ideas coming from the Left. Since I've believed this to be a fact myself, I didn't think it was news. But perhaps it is, when a hardened and well-respected liberal like Peretz actually admits it. A mere excerpt from his piece demonstrates the bankruptcy of thought on the left...

It's much easier, more comfortable, to do the old refrains. You can easily rouse a crowd when you get it to sing, "We Shall Overcome." One of the tropes that trips off the tongues of American liberals is the civil rights theme of the '60s. Another is that U.S. power is dangerous to others and dangerous to us. This is also a reprise from the '60s, the late '60s. Virtue returns, it seems, merely by mouthing the words.

One of the legacies of the '60s is liberal idealism about race. But that discussion has grown particularly outmoded in the Democratic Party. African Americans and Caribbean Americans (the differences between them another largely unspoken reality) have made tremendous strides in their education, in social mobility, in employment, in housing, and in politics as images and realities in the media.

...But, in the Democratic Party, among liberals, the usual hustlers are still cheered. Jesse Jackson is still paid off, mostly not to make trouble. The biggest insult to our black fellow citizens was the deference paid to Al Sharpton during the campaign. Early in the race, it was clear that he--like Carol Moseley Braun and Dennis Kucinich--was not a serious candidate. Yet he was treated as if he just might take the oath of office at the Capitol on January 20. In the end, he won only a handful of delegates. But he was there, speaking in near-prime time to the Democratic convention. Sharpton is an inciter of racial conflict. To him can be debited the fraudulent and dehumanizing scandal around Tawana Brawley (conflating scatology and sex), the Crown Heights violence between Jews and blacks, a fire in Harlem, the protests around a Korean grocery store in Brooklyn, and on and on. Yet the liberal press treats Sharpton as a genuine leader, even a moral one, the trickster as party statesman.

This patronizing attitude is proof positive that, as deep as the social and economic gains have been among African Americans, many liberals prefer to maintain their own time-honored patronizing position vis-à-vis "the other," the needy. This is, frankly, in sharp contrast to President Bush, who seems not to be impeded by race difference (and gender difference) in his appointments and among his friends. Maybe it is just a generational thing, and, if it is that, it is also a good thing. But he may be the first president who apparently does not see individual people in racial categories or sex categories. White or black, woman or man, just as long as you're a conservative. That is also an expression of liberation from bias.

It is more than interesting that liberals have so much trouble recontextualizing race in the United States. It is, to move to the point, pathetic. And it leaves work undone. In Justice Sandra Day O'Connor's majority opinion in Grutter v. Bollinger (the Michigan affirmative action case), she wrote that the Court assumed that, in 25 years, there will no longer be a need for affirmative action. Unless things change quickly, she will be completely off the mark. Nearly two years have passed since that ruling and virtually nothing has been done to make sure that children of color--and other children, too, since the crisis in our educational system cuts across race and class--are receiving a different and better type of schooling, in science and in literacy, than those now coming into our colleges. This is not about Head Start. This is about a wholesale revamping of teaching and learning. The conservatives have their ideas, and many of them are good, such as charter schools and even vouchers. But give me a single liberal idea with some currency, even a structural notion, for transforming the elucidation of knowledge and thinking to the young. You can't.
Peretz doesn't sound like he has much hope. The truly heartening thing is that the beliefs liberals have held as orthodox have not been accepted at the ballot box, as John Leo noted in discussing Peretz's comments...

Liberals have been slow to grasp the mainstream reaction to the no-values culture, chalking it up to Karl Rove, sinister fundamentalists, racism, or the stupidity of the American voter. Since November 2, the withering contempt of liberals for ordinary Americans has been astonishing. Voting for Bush gave "quite average Americans a chance to feel superior," said Andrew Hacker, a prominent liberal professor at Queens College. We are seeing the bitterness of elites who wish to lead, confronted by multitudes who do not wish to follow. Liberals might one day conclude that while most Americans value autonomy, they do not want a procedural republic in which patriotism, religion, socialization, and traditional values are politically declared out of bounds. Many Americans notice that liberalism nowadays lacks a vocabulary of right and wrong, declines to discuss virtue except in snickering terms, and seems increasingly hostile to prevailing moral sentiments.
Here's the funny thing. I'm a conservative, and I value the idea of a strong healthy liberal presence in American culture, politics and life. I believe that my beliefs are correct, and I want other people to agree, so I share those beliefs with them in the hope that they come around to my point of view. But I'm not always going to be right (please, try not to be surprised) and even more important, the policy positions that I advocate should be vetted by a spirited and intelligent public debate.

Don't get me wrong -- there is a liberal culture out there. It's just not that healthy. And the left today certainly brings spirit to the debates. But they seem to lack the intellectual heft to debate the issues by proposing something other than reactionary positions. Generally, the liberal position today involves a spirited defense of a policy enacted during the Great Society or the New Deal (see the left's distaste for welfare reform in the 1990's and its current hysteria over making changes to Social Security) or a screeching insistence that more government spending be used to cure any number of problems, without specifically outlining how the increased spending would solve such problems. And that's before we enter the realm of social issues, where liberals refuse to make judgments and pitch the idea of moral relativism as faith, or foreign policy, where the guiding principle seems to be a suspicion -- if not outright hostility -- to any course of action pursued by the United States.

It would be better all around if the balanced liberals in American culture would take to task the more outlandish buffoons on their side, such as Michael Moore, rather than embrace them. But the problem for the people on the left who can partake in spirited discussion is the philosophy they currently espouse is inherently negative -- they're constantly against new ideas, rather than proposing new ideas. It's inherently difficult to consistently defend the status quo as the correct state of affairs; even though people are comfortable in a world without serious changes, they know such a world does not exist, and in today's society, they have come to accept it more and more.

In the end, the supposed top minds of liberalism are sitting around at universities in tenured positions, chattering amonst themselves with nary a voice of dissent around to challenge even their most idiotic ideas. By contrast, conservative voices face opposition in popular culture and must swim against the tide within the media and academia, the spots within our society from which political ideas and philosophies generally grow. As a result, conservative ideas are forced through a Darwinian process, while liberal ones face little challenge and therefore are not susceptible to surviving challenges.

I know conservative ideas will win out on most of the policy positions of the day. I just wish the opposition had a few good ideas of their own to help us build a better society.

Another Reason Al Gore Invented the Internet

Forget blogging. This guy's video performance is William Hung-esque.

Too bad he's apparently retreated from civilization. Then again, he already lived in New Jersey.

Time to Go for Chaney

You know, I've always liked John Chaney the basketball coach. And plenty of people I respect like John Chaney the person, even if I think he's unhinged at times. One of my coaches back in middle school, a person I admired as both a coach and a person, was a Chaney disciple, and he praised his old coach for teaching him more than just basketball.

It's pretty clear that I don't share John Chaney's political beliefs. But he's not the only one promoting tired Democratic propaganda, and those political beliefs have little to do with his real job -- that of being a basketball coach and teacher of young men.

And in that job, he's always been a bit on the edge. Until last week, when he went way over the edge by sending a player out onto the floor to "goon" it up. I'm wondering whether Greg Doyel may be correct that Chaney's suspension isn't enough...

In Temple's 63-56 loss Tuesday to Saint Joseph's, Chaney sent in a goon -- his word, goon -- to send a message. That message went all the way to a hospital in Philadelphia, where Saint Joseph's forward John Bryant was diagnosed Thursday with a broken arm.

Chaney sent a player into the game for the express purpose of roughing up Saint Joseph's, and the result was the probable end of John Bryant's career.

And so should end John Chaney's career.

Earlier Wednesday, before anyone knew the severity of Bryant's injury, and before Adamany stepped in, Chaney suspended himself for the Owls' next game, Saturday against Massachusetts.

That gesture, before any of us knew about Bryant's broken bone, looked noble enough. Now it looks hollow. What happened Tuesday night wasn't an act of passion. Chaney was upset with the officials for allowing the Hawks to set what he felt were illegal screens, but sending in his goon was no fateful, split-second decision. One day earlier, he had told the media that he would take action if the Hawks continued with their illegal screens.

On Tuesday, that action was named Nehemiah Ingram. He stands 6-feet-8, weighs 250 pounds and plays almost never. He averages 0.4 points and 0.0 assists per game, not that Chaney called on Ingram on Tuesday to score or pass. He called on Ingram to get rough, and Ingram did -- fouling out in four minutes, including a technical foul.

The result was a disaster, right down to Ingram's stupid shove of Bryant at the end of a layup. Bryant landed hard, and probably won't play again this season. Because he's a senior, he probably won't play again. It's too late to redshirt, and he's not good enough to play overseas. His career, in effect, is over.

...Forgive me. I'm part of the problem. Me and every other sports writer who has been so impressed by Chaney's mission -- to graduate young men; to make them better in basketball and better in life, and not in that order -- that we were blind to the whole picture.

If Bob Knight grabbed another coach around the neck, would Knight still be coaching? Maybe, but maybe not. If Mike Davis threatened to kill another coach, would Davis still be coaching? Probably not. They haven't built up the same level of media equity enjoyed by Chaney.

With the X-ray that confirmed Bryant's broken arm, Chaney's equity should be gone.
I hope that Chaney opts to leave the game and retire on his own accord -- I think it's past time anyway. The coach is 73. Before he destroys his legacy at Temple, he should resign. He's done a number of good things. Let's hope the memory of those things isn't obscured by the numerous dumb things he's done.

Is Europe Dead?

The always thought-provoking Mark Steyn dissects President Bush's European trip and makes us wonder what kind of future Europe has...

Lester Pearson, the late Canadian prime minister, used to say that diplomacy is the art of letting the other fellow have your way. All week long President Bush offered a hilariously parodic reductio of Pearson's bon mot, wandering from one European Union gabfest to another insisting how much he loves his good buddy Jacques and his good buddy Gerhard and how Europe and America share -- what's the standard formulation? -- ''common values.'' Care to pin down an actual specific value or two that we share? Well, you know, ''freedom,'' that sort of thing, abstract nouns mostly. Love to list a few more common values, but gotta run.

And at the end what's changed?

Will the United States sign on to Kyoto?

No.

Will the United States join the International Criminal Court?

No.

Will the United States agree to accept whatever deal the Anglo-Franco-German negotiators cook up with Iran?

No.

Even more remarkably, aside from sticking to his guns in the wider world, the president also found time to cast his eye upon Europe's internal affairs. As he told his audience in Brussels, in the first speech of his tour, ''We must reject anti-Semitism in all forms and we must condemn violence such as that seen in the Netherlands.''

The Euro-bigwigs shuffled their feet and stared coldly into their mistresses' decolletage. They knew Bush wasn't talking about anti-Semitism in Nebraska, but about France, where for three years there's been a sustained campaign of synagogue burning and cemetery desecration, and Germany, where the Berlin police advise Jewish residents not to go out in public wearing any identifying marks of their faith.

The ''violence in the Netherlands'' is a reference to Theo van Gogh, murdered by a Dutch Islamist for making a film critical of the Muslim treatment of women. Van Gogh's professional colleagues reacted to this assault on freedom of speech by canceling his movie from the Rotterdam Film Festival and scheduling some Islamist propaganda instead.

... Most administration officials subscribe to one of two views: a) Europe is a smugly irritating but irrelevant backwater; or b) Europe is a smugly irritating but irrelevant backwater where the whole powder keg's about to go up.

For what it's worth, I incline to the latter position. Europe's problems -- its unaffordable social programs, its deathbed demographics, its dependence on immigration numbers that no stable nation (not even America in the Ellis Island era) has ever successfully absorbed -- are all of Europe's making. By some projections, the EU's population will be 40 percent Muslim by 2025. Already, more people each week attend Friday prayers at British mosques than Sunday service at Christian churches -- and in a country where Anglican bishops have permanent seats in the national legislature.

Some of us think an Islamic Europe will be easier for America to deal with than the present Europe of cynical, wily, duplicitous pseudo-allies. But getting there is certain to be messy, and violent.

Until the shape of the new Europe begins to emerge, there's no point picking fights with the terminally ill. The old Europe is dying, and Mr. Bush did the diplomatic equivalent of the Oscar night lifetime-achievement tribute at which the current stars salute a once glamorous old-timer whose fading aura is no threat to them. The 21st century is being built elsewhere.
Yikes. Instapundit put up a few links regarding Steyn's assertions, including a thoughtful post at Austin Bay's blog, to which Steyn responded.

This is a great topic, worthy of discussion and analysis. Steyn seems to think that Europe is heading backwards, away from freedom, while Bay expresses hope for the idea that the decline of Europe can be arrested. I don't know where I stand, but I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that the world would be better off if the EU -- alongside the UN -- disappeared.

Another Ridiculous Tax

The Lord of Truth sent me this article a couple weeks ago. I only hope this is more inaccurate reporting from CBS...

College student Jayson Just commutes an odometer-spinning 2,000 miles a month. As CBS News Correspondent Sandra Hughes reports, his monthly gas bill once topped his car payment.

"I was paying about $500 a month," says Just.

So Just bought a fuel efficient hybrid and said goodbye to his gas-guzzling BMW.

And what kind of mileage does he get?

"The EPA estimate is 60 in the city, 51 on the highway," says Just.

And that saves him almost $300 a month in gas. It's great for Just but bad for the roads he's driving on, because he also pays a lot less in gasoline taxes which fund highway projects and road repairs. As more and more hybrids hit the road, cash-strapped states are warning of rough roads ahead.

Officials in car-clogged California are so worried they may be considering a replacement for the gas tax altogether, replacing it with something called "tax by the mile."

Seeing tax dollars dwindling, neighboring Oregon has already started road testing the idea.

"Drivers will get charged for how many miles they use the roads, and it's as simple as that," says engineer David Kim.
Let me make a suggestion. If this idea is actually implemented in California, it's time for a referendum to defeat it. And I want to amend my state constitution to kill it before it gets anywhere near Virginia.

Taxing drivers for using the roads is fine by me, but why not make more extensive use of user fees (like tolls) instead? There's no way the money collected from this new tax will be used only to maintain roads. Can someone explain to state as well as federal governments that maybe they need to cut their spending?