Friday, March 11, 2005

What Annoying Song is Stuck in My Head Today?

If I need to suffer with a song stuck in my head, why shouldn't you have to do the same? Sometimes they're good, most times they're bad... but no matter what, they make you suffer. So I like to share the suffering whenever it happens.

I've successfully avoided the Michael Jackson trial... until this morning, when the discussion of the King of Pop's courtroom appearance in pajamas yesterday triggered the talk radio DJ on the morning drive to play a song he found apropos for many reasons. And of course, he chose a song that summarizes the way I feel about the whole trial.

Here's Beat It...

They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man
You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared
You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare
They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You,
Then They'll Tell You It's Fair
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
You're welcome.

The Italian Kerfuffle

Other bloggers have been discussing the U.S. shooting of an Italian intelligence agent who was tasked with freeing a hostage in detail. The basics: the Italians, who have one of the largest forces in the coalition in Iraq, worked to free an Italian journalist, Giuliana Sgrena, who had been taken hostage in Iraq. After freeing the hostage, the two Italian secret service agents tried to take her to the Baghdad airport, but their car was fired upon by U.S. troops when it approached a checkpoint. Tragically, one of the agents was killed and Sgrena and the other agent were injured.

This has triggered a controversy in Italy, especially since the Prime Minister has stated that the agents had permission for the rescue operation, and that the journalist alleged that an "ambush" had taken place...

The possibility of an ambush had been raised by Sgrena, who in some of her first comments since being released contended that the United States disapproved of Italy's method of negotiations with kidnappers.

Sgrena, who works for the communist daily Il Manifesto, tried to distance herself from the ambush hypothesis Tuesday.

"I never said that they wanted to kill me, but that the mechanics of what happened are that of an ambush," she told state TV.
Of course, there are questions as to whether she is an unbiased witness or not, since she apparently refers to Americans as "the biggest enemies of mankind." Even more so, there are questions as to what the U.S. military was told regarding the rescue operation... which may have actually been a ransom payoff by the Italian government. Italian newspapers have the latest details, which makes this entire operation look like a half-assed mess from beginning to end.

The story's being run to ground by bloggers, who have noted that the pictures of the vehicle (here and here) seem to contradict the idea of an ambush. Frankly, the claim makes little sense, and the latest statement from the Italian journalist (that the car was shot "from the right and from behind") gets shredded by Captain Ed today...

Either one would have to believe that the checkpoint soldiers stopped the car and then shot it out -- from behind! -- or that the car never stopped at the checkpoint and traveled so fast that the soldiers could only catch up to it as it passed through. Think about the options for a moment. If a checkpoint successfully stops a suspicious vehicle, why would soldiers walk around behind it to open fire? They'd risk hitting their unit at the front of the car. Tactically, little gain would come from getting behind a potential VBIED in open space when one could get at least some partial protection from a potential explosion by the checkpoint barricades.

This story gets fishier and fishier on every retelling. First we have a "rain of bullets" and Sgrena scooping them up by the handful off the seats, and then we see a car with two bullet holes in it, one of which went through the right front tire. Next the Italians tell us that the US had full operational knowledge of the mission when it turns out their own military leadership was possibly kept in the dark. Now Sgrena tells us that the Americans fired from behind the vehicle when they stopped at the checkpoint, the only position where US soldiers would risk hitting their own troops.

I call "shenanigans" on the Italians.
Someone break out the brooms. This is one journalist with less credibility than Dan Rather.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

This Should Trigger a Lawsuit

The Lord of Truth points out one of the funniest blogs I've ever seen. And what's really great is that the first-person reporting is better than the CBS Evening News.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Maybe He Should Have Claimed the Dog Ate It

When I was a kid, I would have wanted to sue as well. Of course, I have an intelligent father who wouldn't have let me do something this stupid...
A judge threw out a high school student's lawsuit against mandatory summer homework, saying he and his father should have done a little more studying themselves before bringing the case.

Students in the Whitnall High School math course -- honors pre-calculus -- were supposed to do three assignments by certain dates over the summer.

Peer Larson, 17, and his father, Bruce, had filed suit in Circuit Court, arguing that homework should not be required after the 180-day academic year is over.

The Larsons argued it was difficult for the boy to do the assignments because he had a summer job as a camp counselor. They also said students should be able to enjoy their summers free of homework.

You know, if it's an honors class, you're probably expected to do a little more work. I wouldn't want to be this kid when he's filling out his college application.

Ex-Presidential Road Trips

The Lord of Truth notes this story about how our ex-Presidents seem to be doing a pretty good job of getting along...
On their tour of tsunami damage in Southeast Asia, former President Bill Clinton once allowed his predecessor, former President George H.W. Bush, to sleep on the plane's only bed while he stretched out on the floor.

The government plane in which the presidents toured the disaster area had one large bedroom and another room with tables and seats, according to an interview with Bush in this week's Newsweek.

Bush, 80, said Clinton offered ahead of time to give the older former president the bedroom so he could lie flat and avoid paining his body. Clinton, 58, decided to play cards in the other room that night.

The next morning, Bush said he peeked in and saw Clinton sound asleep on the plane's floor.

"We could have switched places, each getting half a night on the bed, but he deferred to me. That was a very courteous thing, very thoughtful, and that meant a great deal to me," Bush said.
I have more respect for both of them now. Clinton, for deferring to Bush, and Bush, for actually intimating that he would have slept in the same bed Clinton used. shudder.

Of course, we're not sure if Clinton was sleeping on the plane's floor, next to a 25 year-old stewardess.

More Ethics From Harvard

An interesting piece regarding the ethics of Harvard Business School students, sent forward by my lovely fiancee...

Business school applicants who peeked into their prospective school's Web site to see if they had been accepted may have made a stupid mistake, but not one worthy of rejection, a college-prep coach said.

Sanford Kreisberg of Cambridge Essay Service, which helps students apply to elite U.S. business schools, accused one of the schools, Harvard University, of "ethics grandstanding."

He was responding to Harvard's decision Monday to reject 119 applicants for following a hacker's instructions to visit the school's admissions site to get an early glimpse of acceptance decisions. Massachusetts Institute of Technology followed suit Tuesday, rejecting 32 applicants, and Carnegie Mellon University made a similar decision last week.

While the business world is getting battered by stories of ethical failures such as fraud, Harvard can make a point by taking on an easy target instead of a more powerful constituency, Kreisberg said. "They can swat it hard and preen," he said.

Three of the Harvard applicants said they thought the school overreacted, and they disputed that accessing what they considered a public Web site with their own identification numbers was either a "hack" or "unethical," as Harvard Business School Dean Kim B. Clark called it.

Applicants accessed admissions sites of at least six schools for about 10 hours on Wednesday after a hacker posted instructions in a BusinessWeek Online forum. Some applicants saw blank pages, and others viewed rejection letters before access was denied.

The instructions told applicants to log in to their admissions Web page and find their identification numbers in the source code, or raw Web programming instructions, available on the site. By plugging those numbers into another Web page address, they were directed to a page where their admissions decision would be found.
I'd say Kreisberg is the one who's grandstanding. I don't know that the students' misconduct merits a rejection, but what they did was wrong (even if I sympathize, because it would be damn hard to resist the temptation to find out whether you'd been accepted or not). If you do something wrong, you bear the risk of something like this happening to you. Doing the right thing is often hard.

My fiancee, the Duke backer, notes that only one potential Duke MBA attempted to hack into the site, which she claims demonstrates the increased integrity of Duke students over those affiliated with Harvard. Considering that the applicant class might be comprised of the same folks, perhaps people only care if they're getting into Harvard. Some might even point out that it could be equally true that Duke applicants couldn't figure out how to read the instructions. Of course, I would never say something like that -- mostly out of fear.

The Social Security Crisis -- and the Do-Nothing Democrats

Earlier today, the Lord of Truth sent me Thomas Saving's editorial in today's Wall Street Journal regarding the unfunded liabilities in both Social Security and Medicare, and whether the critics who claim that there's no crisis are denying reality. There's plenty to discuss, but here's the bottom line...

What does it mean to have a $74 trillion revenue shortfall? It means that in order to pay benefits to current and future generations without using general revenues or cutting benefits, we need $74 trillion on hand right now, invested at the government's borrowing rate. Because we don't have $74 trillion invested today, next year the liability will be even larger. The year after that it will be larger still.

The underlying cause of our financial problems is that our elderly entitlement programs are essentially based on pay-as-you-go financing. Every dollar of payroll taxes we collect, we spend either on benefit payments to retirees or other programs when there are surplus funds. There is no saving and no investment. As a result, each generation pays taxes, not to fund its own benefits, but to finance the benefits of the previous generation. When today's workers retire, they will have to depend on future workers' willingness to pay much higher taxes if their benefits are to be paid. The alternative to a pay-as-you-go system is a funded system. Ultimately, if benefits are funded, each generation will pay its own way.
Now, there are those who disagree with the assessment that the system is in crisis. I acknowledge the need to debate them -- but it would be nice if they actually engaged the debate. Josh Marshall, a star of the left-wing blogosphere, states that "the deceptive budgetary calculations and arguments Saving advances are about on the caliber you might expect from a third-rate talk radio yakker." He then proceeds to rip Saving for being a trustee of the program, yet supposedly taking a partisan stance regarding the program. Apparently being a non-partisan would involve taping your mouth shut if you thought the program was in crisis. But one thing Marshall doesn't do is explain why Saving is wrong. And in case you're wondering, Atrios, whom Marshall used as his source, simply calls Saving an "idiot."

Look, I'm certain that other lefty bloggers have discussed their own theories about why the system is not in crisis, and have advanced responses to the positions put forth by Saving. But linking to his article and simply declaring it false doesn't do much for the argument. Unless, of course, Marshall and Co. don't want to argue the points because they can't.

My own analogy for the situation is to think of Social Security as a home, built by an esteemed architect, erected despite serious opposition from some local community leaders. The home is now 70 years old, and it's been re-furbished once or twice, but never has it undergone a major renovation, partly because no one wants to mess with the vision of the esteemed architect.

There is a serious dispute as to whether the foundation of the home is solid or not -- several contractors and local community leaders have commented that the foundation and the interior structure can't handle the number of people now living in the home, and that the house needs to be thoroughly renovated. Some people even believe the house is actually on the verge of a collapse. These people suggest any number of renovation plans.

Other people disagree, mainly citing the facts that (a) the house hasn't collapsed yet, (b) that the contractors in question are all descendants of the local community leaders who didn't want the house built anyway, and (c) God forbid we mess with the architect's vision. These people refuse to consider any of the renovation plans.

Now, who's being the unreasonable group here? And ask yourself one more question -- who wants to stay in the house?

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Bye Bye, Dan -- Don't Come Back to Visit

Oh, yeah. It was Dan Rather's last day. Apparently Dan had a few last words of wisdom. I'm sorry it was drowned out by college basketball's Championship Week.

Good news, though -- check out the lovely parting gift from Walter Cronkite. Man, who do I root for in this battle?

A Royal Welcome

You know, this never happens to me when I go places...
Two women who bared their breasts in protest were arrested and dragged away as Britain's Prince Charles arrived for an official function Tuesday in New Zealand's capital.

The two women, described by police as taking part in "unrelated" protests, were later charged with disorderly behavior.

One woman climbed atop a wall, bared her chest and shouted "shame, shame" as Charles walked toward the City Art Gallery doorway. The woman,exposed from the waist up, was grabbed by two uniformed police officers, arrested and marched from the scene as the prince was led into the building.

In an apparent protest against the monarchy, the woman had the message "Get your colonial shame off my breasts" scrawled across her chest and stomach.

Reporters said the prince appeared to look in the woman's direction and smile as he entered the gallery.
I'm not sure how his colonial shame got on her breasts, but you got to give the Prince credit for grinning.

Once Again... Up Yours, Senator McCain

Senators McCain and Feingold have put out a press release explaining that we bloggers have nothing to worry about regarding their precious Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act(McCain-Feingold to all of you) and its impact on our ability to express ourselves. We thought we'd deconstruct it, but Red State's already nailed it on the head. A choice excerpt:

MCCAIN: This issue has nothing to with private citizens communicating on the Internet. There is simply no reason - none - to think that the FEC should or intends to regulate blogs or other Internet communications by private citizens.

ME: "private citizens" as opposed to whom? Who does he think the original exemption applied to? Caesar? Ordinary people who want to talk about candidates on the internet are affected by the fact the itnernet exemption was vacated and the FEC is required to write a new rule that regulates internet communications in some fashion.

And who said this aspect of the controversy was the only topic of interest to blogs? It is the larger issue about the scope of the press exemption that blogs and internet journalists generally should be interested in. Because if private citizens talk about candidates using a blog funded by corporate money (maybe because the blog is incorporated) they are in real danger of violating federal law, without a clear exemption. And if they spend too much of their own pocket change pursuing their political activity, it may be reportable as an expenditure or a contribution. And if they get together with the purpose of, for example, tearing down Candidate X a notch or two, and spend too much pocket change doing it, they could be a political committee, with registration and reporting requirements, contribution limits, and a ban on taking corporate funds for their support. Now, the blogger who spend $300 on his site is not going to be the issue. The issue will come from the large sites, who have to worry about every damn post, and every damn contributor, and whether or not someone got something from some candidate or campaign staffer. That's the insideous chilling effect of the Threat of Regulation. McCain doesn't get that at all.

MCCAIN: Suggestions to the contrary are simply the latest attempt by opponents of reform to whip up baseless fears.

ME: Who you gonna trust, me or your own lyin' eyes . . .
To be fair, Red State should have included Senator Feingold's name alongside that of Senator McCain, especially since Feingold's office released the statement. But let's make this clear -- McCain's dead fricking wrong on this issue, and his legion of dewy-eyed admirers need to call the Senator and make him understand that his drive to regulate political speech is more destructive than any of the terrible shenanigans he rails against.

What you see on the Internet, in the blogosphere, is pretty much the purest form of political speech you will find -- the citizen commenting on political issues and trying to convince his fellow citizens to follow his opinion, or debate said opinion. The mere fact that this asinine law passed in the first place (and yes, Mr. President, that's your fault) leaves individual citizens in need of an exemption in order to discuss their political views.

Here's what I expect -- the FEC will try to regulate blogdom the next time around. And the bloggers will outsmart them, and McCain will get ticked off. The same will happen with 527s -- BCRA created them, yet McCain now wants the FEC to regulate them as well. What he doesn't realize is that the speech will find an outlet, because a sainted class of politicians and media elite aren't the only ones allowed to express their opinion in America.

But we shouldn't have to go through this hassle. It's a waste of time and government resources. I wonder why a budget hawk like Senator McCain doesn't realize this. And it's a waste of our time. But perhaps the Senator willr eap what he sows -- I'm guessing the blogosphere will generate few, if any, endorsements for the Senator should he run for President in 2008. But hey, he'll still have newspapers... assuming anyone's still reading those.

Hey, It's Our Friends, the Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys

Sometimes, others do my work for me. Loyal reader RB sends us a link to this Wall Street Journal article, where the Defense Minister of France makes this unforgettable statement: "France has a glorious military tradition." As RB noted, are we missing something? And since when does France have a defense minister? Perhaps his real title is "Defensive Posture Minister."

Leave it to NC to summarize the issue in this e-mail:
It's just semantics... By "glorious" I'm sure the D minister means: "takes only a few minutes to read a full account of it." As you may be aware, France's military tradition is well documented as part of the popular "shortest books" series. You know, the series that includes "Delicious English Recipes," and "Scientific Advancements of the Khmer Rouge."
Somewhere in the back of my mind, I still recall discussions from college related to Jeopardy! categories you'll never see. One seems particularly appropriate: "Great French Military Victories of the 20th Century."

You Say Tomato...

The Lord of Truth alerts us to how his esteemed state legislature is spending his tax money...

The Jersey tomato may be a fruit -- but that's not stopping some state legislators from trying to make it New Jersey's official vegetable.

Lawmakers in the Assembly Agriculture and Natural Resources Committee have voted to advance legislation designating the treasured Jersey tomato as the official state vegetable.

A similar proposal is pending in the Senate Economic Growth Committee, and has yet to be considered by the full membership of either house.

Sponsors of the measure get around the fact that the tomato is considered a fruit by using a century-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling that slapped a vegetable tariff on tomatoes.

Supporters say the bills promote statewide pride and should be embraced.
I'm going to avoid the obvious jokes about people in New Jersey having "statewide pride." I'm still trying to figure out who decided to call it the "treasured" Jersey tomato. I mean, you might have treasured mementos from a trip to the Jersey shore (like glass and hypodermic needles), but who hell treasures a tomato?

Monday, March 07, 2005

The Supreme Court and the Death Penalty

I've had a week to fume about the Supreme Court's opinion in Roper v. Simmons, where the high court decreed that executing teenagers was unconsitutional. What's really amazing is that I'm anti-death penalty, but I find the Court's logic ridiculous.

Let's start with a quick outline of what the defendant did, as noted in Justice Kennedy's majority opinion...
At the age of 17, when he was still a junior in high school, Christopher Simmons, the respondent here, committed murder. About nine months later, after he had turned 18, he was tried and sentenced to death. There is little doubt that Simmons was the instigator of the crime. Before its commission Simmons said he wanted to murder someone. In chilling, callous terms he talked about his plan, discussing it for the most part with two friends, Charles Benjamin and John Tessmer, then aged 15 and 16 respectively. Simmons proposed to commit burglary and murder by breaking and entering, tying up a victim, and throwing the victim off a bridge. Simmons assured his friends they could “get away with it” because they were minors.

The three met at about 2 a.m. on the night of the murder, but Tessmer left before the other two set out. (The State later charged Tessmer with conspiracy, but dropped the charge in exchange for his testimony against Simmons.) Simmons and Benjamin entered the home of the victim, Shirley Crook, after reaching through an open window and unlocking the back door. Simmons turned on a hallway light. Awakened, Mrs. Crook called out, “Who’s there?” In response Simmons entered Mrs. Crook’s bedroom, where he recognized her from a previous car accident involving them both. Simmons later admitted this confirmed his resolve to murder her.

Using duct tape to cover her eyes and mouth and bind her hands, the two perpetrators put Mrs. Crook in her minivan and drove to a state park. They reinforced the bindings, covered her head with a towel, and walked her to a railroad trestle spanning the Meramec River. There they tied her hands and feet together with electrical wire, wrapped her whole face in duct tape and threw her from the bridge, drowning her in the waters below.

By the afternoon of September 9, Steven Crook had returned home from an overnight trip, found his bedroom in disarray, and reported his wife missing. On the same afternoon fishermen recovered the victim’s body from the river. Simmons, meanwhile, was bragging about the killing, telling friends he had killed a woman “because the bitch seen my face.”
This is one reason, by the way, that the courage of my convictions escapes me when I argue the death penalty issue with people. I'm against it for moral reasons, yet arguing against its application to a person like Christopher Simmons makes me want to throw up. But I admire those who have the courage to argue against it. Call me a wimp on the issue.

But here's the thing -- I don't believe the death penalty is unconstitutional. And, for now, neither does the Supreme Court.

But apparently, it's unconstitutional for minors. Somehow, the fact that Simmons was 270 days or so short of the age of 18 makes him categorically safe from a death penalty sentance. The logic for the decision seems to rest on the following rounds:

1. A majority of states no longer allow the execution of juveniles.

2. People under 18 can't be held fully culpable for their actions, and therefore should not be subject to the worst penalty applicable for said actions.

3. The case for retribution or deterrance, which are the driving forces behind the death penalty, do not exist when it comes to juveniles.

4. Most of the rest of the world doesn't allow the state execution of juveniles, as per the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child.

I'm a lawyer. And I look at those four reasons above and have one question. How do any of these factors contribute to a Constitutional violation?

The rationales offered above are policy choices that should be made by state legislatures, or the people of the state deciding that the state constitution should be amended to end juvenile executions. For example, my home state, Virginia, permits the imposition of the death penalty to minors. If we like, we should pass a law barring this practice. But the court's logic basically holds that because more states go the other way, our laws are invalid. Apparently, such a consensus is enough to merit a decision that our "evolving" constitutional principles no longer allow the execution of people under 18.

And don't get me started on the court's absolutely asinine decision to quote from the U.N. Convention on the Rights of the Child. This is a convention that we haven't ratified as a nation, yet the court cites it as authority. Next, why doesn't Kennedy cite to the protocols of the Federation of Planets?

As Justice Scalia points out in a typically marvelous dissent, the Court has found a consensus by picking the 18 states (out of 38) which permit the death penalty, but won't permit its application to minors. What a consensus. But Scalia is even more incisive with this analysis...


If the Eighth Amendment set forth an ordinary rule of law, it would indeed be the role of this Court to say what the law is. But the Court having pronounced that the Eighth Amendment is an ever-changing reflection of “the evolving standards of decency” of our society, it makes no sense for the Justices then to prescribe those standards rather than discern them from the practices of our people. On the evolving-standards hypothesis, the only legitimate function of this Court is to identify a moral consensus of the American people. By what conceivable warrant can nine lawyers presume to be the authoritative conscience of the Nation?

The reason for insistence on legislative primacy is obvious and fundamental: “ ‘[I]n a democratic society legislatures, not courts, are constituted to respond to the will and consequently the moral values of the people.’ ” Gregg v. Georgia,
428 U.S. 153, 175—176 (1976) (joint opinion of Stewart, Powell, and Stevens, JJ.) (quoting Furman v. Georgia, 408 U.S. 238, 383 (1972) (Burger, C. J., dissenting)). For a similar reason we have, in our determination of society’s moral standards, consulted the practices of sentencing juries: Juries “ ‘maintain a link between contemporary community values and the penal system’ ” that this Court cannot claim for itself. Gregg, supra, at 181 (quoting Witherspoon v. Illinois, 391 U.S. 510, 519, n. 15 (1968)).

Today’s opinion provides a perfect example of why judges are ill equipped to make the type of legislative judgments the Court insists on making here. To support its opinion that States should be prohibited from imposing the death penalty on anyone who committed murder before age 18, the Court looks to scientific and sociological studies, picking and choosing those that support its position. It never explains why those particular studies are methodologically sound; none was ever entered into evidence or tested in an adversarial proceeding.
There's a reason why Scalia kicks ass. His opinions always follow the same set of principles and actually make sense, as opposed to those we see from almost every other justice from time to time (or more often than that, when we're discussing Stevens). There's some other great lines in this dissent that should leave people wondering whether Kennedy feels like he got slapped...


In other contexts where individualized consideration is provided, we have recognized that at least some minors will be mature enough to make difficult decisions that involve moral considerations. For instance, we have struck down abortion statutes that do not allow minors deemed mature by courts to bypass parental notification provisions. See, e.g., Bellotti v. Baird, 443 U.S. 622, 643—644 (1979) (opinion of Powell, J.); Planned Parenthood of Central Mo. v. Danforth, 428 U.S. 52, 74—75 (1976). It is hard to see why this context should be any different. Whether to obtain an abortion is surely a much more complex decision for a young person than whether to kill an innocent person in cold blood.

...It is interesting that whereas the Court is not content to accept what the States of our Federal Union say, but insists on inquiring into what they do (specifically, whether they in fact apply the juvenile death penalty that their laws allow), the Court is quite willing to believe that every foreign nation–of whatever tyrannical political makeup and with however subservient or incompetent a court system–in fact adheres to a rule of no death penalty for offenders under 18. Nor does the Court inquire into how many of the countries that have the death penalty, but have forsworn (on paper at least) imposing that penalty on offenders under 18, have what no State of this country can constitutionally have: a mandatory death penalty for certain crimes, with no possibility of mitigation by the sentencing authority, for youth or any other reason.

...The Court has been oblivious to the views of other countries when deciding how to interpret our Constitution’s requirement that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion… .” Amdt. 1. Most other countries–including those committed to religious neutrality–do not insist on the degree of separation between church and state that this Court requires.

...And let us not forget the Court’s abortion jurisprudence, which makes us one of only six countries that allow abortion on demand until the point of viability.
I've seen plenty of anti-death penalty advocates expressing satisfaction with the decision.

Not me. This may be the right result, but the ends don't justify the means. We're a democratic republic. When the people of the nation, or of its individual states, decide that the death penalty is bad policy, it should be abolished. Until then, nine men in robes shouldn't suddenly decide that a practice that has been part of our system of justice since the founding of the republic is unconstitutional.

Great Ideas From Dairy Country

Seriously, I can't argue with this idea...

Hunter Mark Smith welcomes wild birds on to his property, but if he sees a cat, he thinks the "invasive" animal should be considered fair game.

The 48-year-old firefighter from La Crosse has proposed that hunters in Wisconsin make free-roaming domestic cats an "unprotected species" that could be shot at will by anyone with a small-game license.

His proposal will be placed before hunters on April 11 at the Wisconsin Conservation Congress spring hearings in each of the state's 72 counties.

"I get up in the morning and if there's new snow, there's cat tracks under my bird feeder ... I look at them as an invasive species, plain and simple," Smith said.
(hat tip: The Corner). I look at every cat the same way.

Definitely a Wrestlemania Main Event

The Lord of Truth finds a story where a person named "Six Starr" is not the most depraved person...
A 40-year-old woman described as a transient was jailed in Grand Junction -- accused of jumping a fence to wrestle naked with a dog.

An arrest affidavit indicated that Katherine Earle scaled the four-foot fence just before midnight Tuesday, then stripped in order to wrestle with the male Labrador retriever-blue heeler mix.

Residents of the home awoke from the noise and called police.

Responding officers said Earle told them she was having sex with the dog, and that she does it all the time. The dog's owner, Six Starr, said that Earle has been friendly with the dog, but that Earle has been acting strangely for the past six months.

Some one should mention this to Vince McMahon. It can't be much worse than what they have on nowadays.

Yeah, That Makes Sense

I'm trying really hard not to laugh...

The chief of Ukraine's security service said Saturday that the country's former interior minister, Yuri F. Kravchenko, had shot himself twice in the head on Friday, refuting speculation that he had been killed by someone else.

The official announcement and a note found in Mr. Kravchenko's pocket, the security chief added, left little doubt that Mr. Kravchenko had committed suicide.
You know, Joseph Heller couldn't have written that first sentance any better.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Move Along Folks, Nothing to See Here

I don't even think John Kerry could explain away this flip-flop...

The government of Niger has cancelled at the last minute a special ceremony during which at least 7,000 slaves were to be granted their freedom.

A spokesman for the government's human rights commission, which had helped to organise the event, said this was because slavery did not exist.

It is not clear why the government, which was also a co-sponsor of the ceremony, changed its position.
(hat tip: Powerline) There's something really Orwellian about this entire sorry episode. It would be entirely humorous if it didn't represent such a monstrous evil. Of course, we should all remember that the government of Niger can't be evil, because they're clearly concerned with human rights. Heck, they were a member of the United Nations Commission on Human Rights as recently as 2001. And we all know the United Nations would never make excuses for evil.

One Word: Appalling

30 months for 202 deaths.

Yeah, terrorism is such a law enforcement matter.

Welcome Back, Trotter

Maybe all the passion Eagloes fans bring to the stadium (and everywhere else) really does mean something. Apparently, it did to Jeremiah Trotter, who re-upped with the Birds for less money that he was offered by Kansas City, at least in part because of the fans...

Trotter said he remembered all those things he'd said during the Eagles' Super Bowl run. He knew how he'd be regarded if he left again. More than that, he knew exactly what he would be leaving - a passionate fan base that sees him as the embodiment of how football should be played, a city that reveres his emotional, aggressive approach to the game.

"I wasn't worried about what people were going to say, I was worried about putting the fans through that whole ordeal again," Trotter said. "For some crazy reason, they love 'The Axeman.' I don't know why, but they do. The fans definitely weighed heavily in my decision.

"I don't regret anything I've said. Even through this whole ordeal, I still believed I'd be back. This is where I'm supposed to be, and I know that. I didn't want to have to go through another situation like I went through 3 years ago."

Trotter acknowledged he signed "essentially the same deal" he was offered before free agency began.

"I gave a lot, because, like I said, I wanted to show how much I wanted to be here," he said. "It's the best deal, because I want to be here. It wasn't the most money. I knew before I got on a plane for Cincinnati or Kansas City that it was going to take a lot of money to get me out of Philly."
Thanks, Jeremiah. Now let's get that final piece of hardware.

Encyclopedia Brown Strikes Back

On Monday, the U.S. District Court for the District of South Carolina decided that Jose Padilla needed to be released from prison by April 14, or charged with a crime. To those who don't recall, Padilla's been detained since May 2002 on charges that he planned to detonate a "dirty" bomb in an American city. While these charges have been apparently denied, Padilla 's ties to al Qaeda and September 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed have not been denied, and it appears likely that Padilla participated in plans to blow up buildings in major U.S. cities, if not a dirty bomb.

I've been uncomfortable myself with the Padilla case and the government's stance that Padilla, an American citizen, could be held indefinitely as an "enemy combatant." Of course, the nice part about living in a democracy with respect for the rule of law is that the courts can and do have the power to set aside executive action that goes too far. I don't think the Bush Adminstration is right in the Padilla case, but nor do I think they're way out of bounds with their belief that he can be designated as an "enemy combatant." With that being said, the District Court's ruling will stand unless overturned by the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals or the Supreme Court. I'm guessing both will review Judge Henry Floyd's opinion before Padilla gets anywhere near the street.

Perhaps they can explain the absurd passage in Judge Floyd's opinion... well, let me leave it to Michael Billok, a law clerk at my former employer, who appropriately questions Judge Floyd's dismissal of Supreme Court precedent and draws a great analogy...

During World War II, U.S. citizen Herbert Haupt was captured while trying to blow up bridges, railroads and manufacturing plants for Nazi Germany. The Supreme Court held in its "Ex parte Quirin" decision that Haupt could be tried by military tribunal, and he was subsequently executed. Haupt and Padilla were both United States citizens; both planned acts of destruction on behalf of an enemy of the United States; and both were captured on U.S. soil, oddly enough, in Chicago. Yet the court practically dismissed Quirin out of hand, even stating that "Quirin involved a war that had a definite ending date. The present war on terrorism does not."

Enter Encyclopedia Brown. The boy detective creation of Donald Sobol, Brown could solve any mystery over dinner and before dessert. He once examined a sword that was supposedly inscribed and presented "at the First Battle of Bull Run" in 1861 and immediately classified it a hoax. How so? In 1861, there hadn't yet been a Second Battle of Bull Run, so nobody could know the 1861 battle was the "first," and not simply the only, battle.

So, a question for the judiciary: How did the Supreme Court know in 1942, the year Quirin was decided, that World War II would have "a definite ending date" in 1945? Do presidents in wars with known ending dates have more discretion to fight the enemy than presidents in wars where the conclusion is unknown? What's the matter? You haven't touched your dessert.
Somewhere out there, the Lord of Truth is also smiling. The best part is, I'm pretty sure the case in question appeared in the first Encyclopedia Brown book, and involved a typical attempt at a swindle by the unforgettable Bugs Meany, leader of the Tigers.

I guess Judge Floyd believes that FDR knew an end date existed during World War II, but just decided not to tell the rest of the nation. Which brings me around to a final question -- if President Bush told Judge Floyd that a definitive end date existed for the War on Terror, but refused to disclose it, would it be okay to hold Padilla indefinitely?