Friday, February 16, 2007

Kim Jong-il -- Master Golfer

There may not be anything funnier than Kim Jong-Il's official "bio"...
North Korea's official media has said flowers come into bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday.

He is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad.

He has also penned operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first round he ever played.
Just 11? What a slacker. He's nowhere as tough as this guy...

Friday Cat Blogging...um, Sawing

I'd forgotten how much I enjoy reading Lileks. Today's Bleat contains this classic passage...
You sail into the office in a grand mood, ready to add your shoulder to the wheel, and you check the Reader’s Rep log: two comments on recent columns, both brimming with Outrage. One’s made because I made fun of childhood obesity – what’s next? Childhood leukemia? Yes, ma’am. That’s scheduled for next Wednesday. I poke fun at leukemia. Actually, the column did not make fun of obesity per se; it discussed a program to install Dance Dance Revolution machines in every West Virginia school, noted that those cases of obesity that resulted from poor diet and lack of exercise could probably be best treated with better diet and more exercise, and noted my own experience as a fat kid. The second complaint was Outraged that I advocated animal torture in the piece about the Minnesota Youth Symphony. I likened the sound of bad orchestras to a sound a cat might make if sawed in half. Because as you know we have a big problem with caw-sawing, and it’s just not a joking matter.
I'm not in favor of animal torture either, but I've watched too many Tom & Jerry and Itchy & Scratchy cartoons, which conclusively prove the fundamental fact that cat-sawing is damn funny.

Non-Binding = Gutless

There's so much I want to say about the House's passage of the stupid, moronic, completely useless, utterly self-defeating "non-binding resolution" against the surge in Iraq.

Whoops, that summed it up.

However, lest you seek a more articulate explanation for why this might be the dumbest idea ever championed by Nancy Pelosi (and we all know there's plenty of competition), here's Rudy Guiliani on Larry King...
GUILIANI: The nonbinding resolution thing gets me more than are you for it or against it. I have tremendous respect for the people who feel that we either made a mistake going to war, who voted against the war, who now have come to the conclusion, changed their minds, they have every right to that, that it’s wrong, you should, in a dynamic situation, keep questioning. What I don’t like is the idea of a nonbinding resolution.

KING: Because?

GIULIANI: Because there’s no decision.

KING: But it’s a statement.

GIULIANI: Yes, but that’s what you do. That’s what Tim Russert does and that’s what Rush Limbaugh does. That’s what you guys do, you make comments. We pay them to make decisions, not just to make comments. We pay them to decide. The United States Congress does declarations, the war…

KING: So if you feel that way, withhold funds and that’s the way you feel?

GIULIANI: The ones I think have a better understanding of what their responsibility is and are willing to take a risk are the ones who are saying we’ve got to hold back the funds, we’ve got to vote against the war or we’re for the war. And maybe it’s because I ran a government and I tend to be a decisive person. I like decisions. And I think one of the things wrong with Washington is they don’t want to make tough decisions anymore.
And lest you think this critique is only coming from the center-right, let's see what another moderate has the guts to say. Joe Lieberman, the floor is yours...
“Whatever our opinion of this war or its conduct, it is in no one’s interest to stumble into a debilitating confrontation between our two great branches of government over war powers. The potential for a constitutional crisis here and now is real, with congressional interventions, presidential vetoes, and Supreme Court decisions. If there was ever a moment for nonpartisan cooperation to agree on a process that will respect both our personal opinions about this war and our nation’s interests over the long term, this is it.

We need to step back from the brink and reason together, as Scripture urges us to do, about how we will proceed to express our disagreements about this war.”

Senator Lieberman argued that the non binding resolution, “proposes nothing. It contains no plan for victory or retreat... It is a strategy of “no,” while our soldiers are saying, “yes, sir” to their commanding officers as they go forward into battle.”
Finally, here's the Wall Street Journal, with possibly the best explanation for why this abominable measure isn't worthy of our nation and especially our troops...
The motion at issue is plainly dishonest, in that exquisitely Congressional way of trying to have it both ways. The resolution purports to "support" the troops even as it disapproves of their mission. It praises their "bravery," while opposing the additional forces that both President Bush and General David Petreaus, the new commanding general in Iraq, say are vital to accomplishing that mission. And it claims to want to "protect" the troops even as its practical impact will be to encourage Iraqi insurgents to believe that every roadside bomb brings them closer to their goal.

As for how "the troops" themselves feel, we refer readers to Richard Engel's recent story on NBC News quoting Specialist Tyler Johnson in Iraq: "People are dying here. You know what I'm saying . . . You may [say] 'oh we support the troops.' So you're not supporting what they do. What they's [sic] here to sweat for, what we bleed for and we die for." Added another soldier: "If they don't think we're doing a good job, everything we've done here is all in vain." In other words, the troops themselves realize that the first part of the resolution is empty posturing, while the second is deeply immoral.

All the more so because if Congress feels so strongly about the troops, it arguably has the power to start removing them from harm's way by voting to cut off the funds they need to operate in Iraq. But that would make Congress responsible for what followed--whether those consequences are Americans killed in retreat, or ethnic cleansing in Baghdad, or the toppling of the elected Maliki government by radical Shiite or military forces. The one result Congress fears above all is being accountable.

We aren't prone to quoting the young John Kerry, but this week's vote reminds us of the comment the antiwar veteran told another cut-and-run Congress in the early 1970s: "How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?" The difference this time is that Speaker Nancy Pelosi and John Murtha expect men and women to keep dying for something they say is a mistake but also don't have the political courage to help end.

...A newly confirmed commander is about to lead 20,000 American soldiers on a dangerous and difficult mission to secure Baghdad, risking their lives for their country. And the message their elected Representatives will send them off to battle with is a vote declaring their inevitable defeat.
As Instapundit noted, 17 Republicans voted for this measure, which passed the House 246-182, while two Democrats had the courage to buck their party (or maybe consider their country's and their party's long-term best interest). To the rest of the Democrats in the House, along with those 17 Republicans, you're not worthy of the men and women fighting in Iraq. You're not worthy of this great country. You're spineless political operatives without the courage to make decisions. Either you chose to go along with this measure even though you wanted to defund the surge, or you chose to issue a political cover-your-ass memo because you don't have the guts to vote to defund the war.

History will judge you harshly, no matter what the outcome in Iraq.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Reasons Why the Left Disgusts Me, Part II

Earlier today, I called Congressman Jack Murtha and the anti-war left stupid. Thank God they're busy proving me right (emphasis added)...
Join us tomorrow at 11:00 AM EST when Congressman Jack Murtha will outline new details of a strategy to use his Appropriations Subcommittee on Defense to oppose the Bush war in Iraq. Congressman Jim Moran, another Committee member, predicts the Committee action will be the “bite” that follows this week’s Congressional “bark” – the three-day debate on a non-binding Congressional resolution.

The Appropriations Subcommittee on Defense has begun consideration of the president’s $93 billion supplemental appropriations request for Iraq. Action on the request will be the first opportunity for the new Congress to exercise its “power-of-the-purse” over the Iraq war.

Chairman Murtha will describe his strategy for not only limiting the deployment of troops to Iraq but undermining other aspects of the president’s foreign and national security policy.
(hat tips: Victory Caucus and Instapundit) I suppose I should give them points for being honest about their intentions, although they will probably edit this soon. But it's good to know that partisanship stops at the water's edge, huh?

Here's a challenge to Barack Obama and the supposed moderates in the Democratic Presidential primary -- disown Murtha. Now. If the press is doing its job, they should ask Biden, Obama, Clinton, Edwards, Richardson and the rest if they agree with efforts to "undermine the President's foreign and national security policy." Not debate, UNDERMINE. And if any of those candidates choose to avoid the topic or answer with political doublespeak, we'll know that they're beholden to their party's left wing far more than they are to trying win the War on Terror.

Reasons Why The Left Disgusts Me

You try really hard not to get outraged by the stupidity of the hard-core anti-war left. But I'd expect better from our elected reps. Maybe I shouldn't...

Top House Democrats, working in concert with anti-war groups, have decided against using congressional power to force a quick end to U.S. involvement in Iraq, and instead will pursue a slow-bleed strategy designed to gradually limit the administration's options.

Led by Rep. John P. Murtha, D-Pa., and supported by several well-funded anti-war groups, the coalition's goal is to limit or sharply reduce the number of U.S. troops available for the Iraq conflict, rather than to openly cut off funding for the war itself.

The legislative strategy will be supplemented by a multimillion-dollar TV ad campaign designed to pressure vulnerable GOP incumbents into breaking with President Bush and forcing the administration to admit that the war is politically unsustainable.

As described by participants, the goal is crafted to circumvent the biggest political vulnerability of the anti-war movement -- the accusation that it is willing to abandon troops in the field. That fear is why many Democrats have remained timid in challenging Bush, even as public support for the president and his Iraq policies have plunged.

Murtha and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., have decided that they must take the lead in pressuring not only Republicans but also cautious Senate Democrats to take steps more aggressive than nonbinding resolutions in challenging the Bush administration.

The House strategy is being crafted quietly, even as the chamber is immersed this week in an emotional, albeit mostly symbolic, debate over a resolution expressing opposition to Bush's plan to "surge" 21,500 more troops into Iraq.

Murtha, the powerful chairman of the defense subcommittee of the House Appropriations Committee, will seek to attach a provision to an upcoming $93 billion supplemental spending bill for Iraq and Afghanistan. It would restrict the deployment of troops to Iraq unless they meet certain levels adequate manpower, equipment and training to succeed in combat. That's a standard Murtha believes few of the units Bush intends to use for the surge would be able to meet.

In addition, Murtha, acting with the backing of the House Democratic leadership, will seek to limit the time and number of deployments by soldiers, Marines and National Guard units to Iraq, making it tougher for Pentagon officials to find the troops to replace units that are scheduled to rotate out of the country. Additional funding restrictions are also being considered by Murtha, such as prohibiting the creation of U.S. military bases inside Iraq, dismantling the notorious Abu Ghraib prison and closing the American detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

"There's a D-Day coming in here, and it's going to start with the supplemental and finish with the '08 [defense] budget," said Rep. Neil Abercrombie, D-Hawaii, who chairs the Air and Land Forces subcommittee of the House Armed Services Committee.

Pelosi and other top Democrats are not yet prepared for an open battle with the White House over ending funding for the war, and they are wary of Republican claims that Democratic leaders would endanger the welfare of U.S. troops. The new approach of first reducing the number of troops available for the conflict, while maintaining funding levels for units already in the field, gives political cover to conservative House Democrats who are nervous about appearing "anti-military" while also mollifying the anti-war left, which has long been agitating for Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., to be more aggressive.

"What we have staked out is a campaign to stop the war without cutting off funding" for the troops, said Tom Mazzie of Americans Against Escalation of the War in Iraq. "We call it the 'readiness strategy.'"

Murtha's proposal, which has been kept under tight wraps, is likely to pass the House next month or in early April as part of the supplemental spending bill, Democratic insiders said, if the language remains tightly focused and does not threaten funding levels for combat forces already in the field. The battle will then shift to the Senate. Anti-war groups like Mazzie's are prepared to spend at least $6.5 million on a TV ad campaign and at least $2 million more on a grass-roots lobbying effort. Vulnerable GOP incumbents like Sens. Norm Coleman of Minnestoa, Susan Collins of Maine, Gordon Smith of Oregon and John Sununu of New Hampshire will be targeted by the anti-war organizations, according to Mazzie and former Rep. Tom Andrews, D-Maine, head of the Win Without War Coalition.

..."We will set benchmarks for readiness," said a top Democratic leadership aide, speaking on the condition of anonymity. If enacted, these provisions would have the effect of limiting the number of troops available for the Bush surge plan, while blunting the GOP charge that Democrats are cutting funding for the troops. "We are not cutting funding for any [unit] in Iraq," said the aide, who admitted the Democratic maneuver would not prevent the president from sending some additional forces to Baghdad. "We want to limit the number who can go ... We're trying to build a case that the president needs to change course."

Mazzie, though, suggested that Democrats ought to directly rebut the Republican charge that Democrats are threatening the safety of American forces in the field by pushing restrictions on war funding. "Cutting off funding as described by the media and White House is a caricature," Mazzie said. "It has never happened in U.S. history, and it won't happen now."

Andrews, who met with Murtha on Tuesday to discuss legislative strategy, acknowledged "there is a relationship" with the House Democratic leadership and the anti-war groups, but added, "It is important for our members that we not be seen as an arm of the Democratic Caucus or the Democratic Party. We're not hand in glove."

Andrews's group has launched a new Web site, MoveCongress.org, and he has already posted an interview with Rep. Lynn Woolsey, D-Calif., one of the founders of the "Out of Iraq Caucus" in the House. An interview with Murtha on his legislative strategy will be posted on the site Thursday.

"I don't know how you vote against Murtha," said Andrews. "It's kind of an ingenious thing."
That's not the word I'd use to describe Murtha or his actions. Detestable comes to mind, but that understates the matter significantly.

There is nothing more anti-military and outrageous than this proposal. Have the guts to call for a withdrawal and actually pull the funding, instead of plotting for the defeat of our troops. Instead, these political cowards -- and that's what they are -- are planning a campaign that will seek to keep our troops from succeeding and sap the morale of those willing to support their mission -- and then sap support for the troops. I'm tired of a war debate that consists of people like Murtha saying they "support the troops" while actively planning to subvert their mission on one end, with a bunch of mushy moderates looking for political cover in the middle.

I hate these stupid non-binding resolutions as well. If you think the surge won't work, then kill the funding -- I can intellectually comprehend the position of someone like Russ Feingold a hell of a lot better than the position of people like Chuck Hagel. Feingold wants to cut off funding -- that's at least politically courageous and stands up for his belief that the surge won't succeed. Hagel and his ilk are willing to state that they don't believe in the President's strategy but are unwilling to stop him from executing it. Hell, they confirmed the general advocating the surge strategy while issuing a resolution against it. Stating this position in a non-binding resolution does nothing but sap morale -- basically, you're telling the military that you don't believe they can win in their mission, even though you won't try to stop it.

But back to Murtha, the idiot left-wingers and their "readiness" strategy. This is far worse than Hagel and the moderates, who are merely seeking political cover in case the war goes bad. The moderates are not out there secretly campaigning against the troops and their mission. That is basically what Murtha's effort amounts to -- a statement that the Democrats on the left won't step forward and win the debate on the war in the court of public opinion, possibly because they can't but most certainly because they lack the political courage to make the argument. Instead, they'd rather undercut the mission of the troops and undercut their support at home. Murtha's proposal is a cancer designed to remove any hope of winning this war.

I'd love to find a way to trust the Democrats in the war on terror -- we need both parties fully engaged in an effort that is far too important for us to fail. Unfortunately, with leaders like John Murtha and Nancy Pelosi on the left, it is impossible to trust the Democrats.