Friday, January 13, 2006

It's Funny and Scary At the Same Time

This would be even funnier if it weren't so close to being true...

Although Iran’s nuclear weapons engineers could take years to deploy a working missile, experts agree they could do so, “even if they weren’t really trying”, before the United Nations could deploy an enforceable resolution to halt Iran’s nuclear ambitions.

“The U.N. is still in the early stages of developing effective diplomatic measures,” said an unnamed U.N. spokesman, “We have the rudiments of the technology. We gather. We enjoy fine food and wine. We talk. We write. We dress well. But it will take a long time to agree upon a Security Council resolution condemning Iran. And only then does the 12-year enforcement clock start ticking.”

According to the most recent estimates, by the time the U.N. decides to enforce any resolution, the Iranian Council of Guardians — composed of Muslim clerics and legal scholars — will have a panel of glowing red buttons before them labeled Jerusalem, Paris, London, Berlin, Washington D.C., Moscow, Beijing and U.N. HQ.
Man, where's Team America when we need them?

The Villanova Update

Yes, I know we lost last week on Sunday. But it was bound to happen one of these days -- the Big East this season is going to be a total war (ask U Conn) and a four point loss at home when our defense barely showed and we saw the usual referee shenanigans down the stretch is understandable, if not acceptable. And Rutgers, which dragged us to overtime, is tougher than people think. Besides, we got another glimpse of the Kyle Lowry who drove UNC nuts last season in the tourney. We need that guy to make more noise in the tournament this season.

I think the turnover problem will be solved, but I'm worried about our team's defensive woes. Rutgers shot 50% the other night as well. It's scary to think what we will be able to do if and when Curtis Sumpter returns.

In the meantime, it looks like Nova basketball is taking off in popularity back home....

This year is different. This year the Eagles were rendered irrelevant long before the ball dropped on the New Year. Since Nov. 14, when Donovan McNabb reinjured his sports hernia as he tried to stop Dallas' Roy Williams from returning an interception into the end zone, the city has been searching for something else to get behind.

The Sixers aren't the answer and the Flyers are months away from games of real consequence, so hello Big 5 -- and welcome to your close-up, Villanova.

The Wildcats, the last team to parade down Broad Street with any sort of championship hardware, are 10-1, No. 3 in the country, and on many a short list to make the Final Four.

The city ain't missing this one.

Villanova's press row, once limited to a handful of beat writers, is now littered with media. Local television stations, which in the past got by with a cameraman and a microphone, are sending reporters out to practice. Coach Jay Wright is a frequent guest on WIP, the infamous sports-talk radio station that usually spends 23 of its 24 hours hashing and rehashing the Eagles, Flyers, Sixers or Phillies.

No one at Villanova will complain about the attention, but there is something to be said for temporary anonymity.

"For Villanova to get invited to the [WIP host] Angelo Cataldi TV show, an Eagles' show, is amazing," Wright said. "For us to be regulars on WIP, it's crazy. They usually never talk about us."

Villanova sold more three-game packages (1,800 in all) for its Wachovia Center games on its first day -- Nov. 14 -- then it did all of last season.

It would be inaccurate to link that directly to the Eagles, as Syracuse, UConn and Louisville are coming to town. Still, a season ago, Villanova's first two games at the Wachovia Center, against some rather big college basketball names -- Kansas and Notre Dame -- were played in the heat of the NFL playoffs and failed to draw 15,000 in the nearly 20,000-seat arena.

Fast-forward to this year: The Syracuse game on Jan. 21 already is sold out, and fewer than 1,000 tickets remain for Louisville and UConn.
I'd better get some tickets. If this team somehow... nah, I don't want to say it. Go Cats -- let's bring Texas down off their high this weekend.

Now I Know Why I Live In Virginia

Ye Gawds, let's see how we can drive employers out of a state as quickly as possible. Maryland takes center stage...

The Maryland legislature passed a law Thursday that would require Wal-Mart Stores to increase spending on employee health insurance, a measure that is expected to be a model for other states.

The legislature's move, which overrode a veto by Gov. Robert L. Ehrlich, was a response to growing criticism that Wal-Mart, the nation's largest private employer, has skimped on benefits and shifted health costs to state governments.

The vote came after a furious lobbying battle by Wal-Mart and by labor and liberal groups, and is likely to encourage lawmakers in dozens of other states who are considering similar legislation.

Many state legislatures have looked to Maryland as a test case, as they face fast-rising Medicaid costs, and Wal-Mart's critics say that too many of its employees have been forced to turn to Medicaid.

Under the Maryland law, employers with 10,000 or more workers in the state must spend at least 8 percent of their payrolls on health insurance, or else pay the difference into a state Medicaid fund.

A Wal-Mart spokeswoman said the company was "weighing its options," including a lawsuit to challenge the law because it is close to that 8 percent threshold already.

It is unclear how much the new law will cost Wal-Mart in Maryland - or around the country, if similar laws are adopted, because Wal-Mart has not publicly divulged what it spends on health care.

But it was concerned enough about the bill to hire four firms to lobby the legislature intensely over the last two months, and contributed at least $4,000 to the re-election campaign of Governor Ehrlich.

A spokeswoman for Wal-Mart, Mia Masten, said that "everyone should have access to affordable health insurance, but this legislation does nothing to accomplish this goal."

"This is about partisan politics," she said, "and this is poor public policy driven by special-interest groups."

There are four employers in Maryland with more than 10,000 workers - among them, Johns Hopkins University, the grocery chain Giant Food and the military contractor Northrop Grumman, but only Wal-Mart falls below the 8 percent threshold on health care spending.

A Democratic lawmaker who sponsored the legislation, State Senator Gloria G. Lawlah , maintained: "This is not a Wal-Mart bill, it's a Medicaid bill." This bill says to the conglomerates, 'Don't dump the employees that you refuse to insure into our Medicaid systems.' "

Opponents said the law would open the door for broader state regulation of health care spending by private companies and would send the message that Maryland is antibusiness.

"The message is, 'Don't come here,' " said Senator E. J. Pipkin, a Republican. "This is an anti-jobs bill."

Several lawmakers said that in the end, the law would require Wal-Mart to spend only slightly more than it does now on health insurance. But with Wal-Mart refusing to disclose what it pays for health costs, it was unclear how much more it would be required to pay.
Even that last point isn't even right. This is about one more useless, idiotic regulation that the government wants to place on the backs of business so they don't have to deal with the problem themselves. Who's to say the threshhold doesn't get lower next year for the number of employees, and we suddenly have business with more than 5,000 emplyees subject to the law? Or 1,000? Or 50? Even better, why stop at 8%? Let's make it 15% instead. And since when do we think it's appropriate for government to dictate how a company spends its payroll dollars? I'm guessing that the solution for Wal-Mart will be to cut salaries to their employees. I'm sure they'll be freaking thrilled.

This is insane. It's a wonderful way to drive business from your state and continue to make American businesses less competitive, all the while leaving our health care system the same idiotic mess it was before. Great move, guys.

Our Part of The Terror War

Okay, this story is somewhat scary...

Federal agents have launched an investigation into a surge in the purchase of large quantities of disposable cell phones by individuals from the Middle East and Pakistan, ABC News has learned.

The phones -- which do not require purchasers to sign a contract or have a credit card -- have many legitimate uses, and are popular with people who have bad credit or for use as emergency phones tucked away in glove compartments or tackle boxes. But since they can be difficult or impossible to track, law enforcement officials say the phones are widely used by criminal gangs and terrorists.

"There's very little audit trail assigned to this phone. One can walk in, purchase it in cash, you don't have to put down a credit card, buy any amount of minutes to it, and you don't, frankly, know who bought this," said Jack Cloonan, a former FBI official who is now an ABC News consultant.

Law enforcement officials say the phones were used to detonate the bombs terrorists used in the Madrid train attacks in March 2004.

...The FBI is closely monitoring the potentially dangerous development, which came to light following recent large-quantity purchases in California and Texas, officials confirmed.

In one New Year's Eve transaction at a Target store in Hemet, Calif., 150 disposable tracfones were purchased. Suspicious store employees notified police, who called in the FBI, law enforcement sources said.

In an earlier incident, at a Wal-mart store in Midland, Texas, on December 18, six individuals attempted to buy about 60 of the phones until store clerks became suspicious and notified the police. A Wal-mart spokesperson confirmed the incident.

The Midland, Texas, police report dated December 18 and obtained by ABC News states: "Information obtained by MPD [Midland Police Department] dispatch personnel indicated that approximately six individuals of Middle-Eastern origin were attempting to purchase an unusually large quantity of tracfones (disposable cell phones with prepaid minutes attached)." At least one of the suspects was identified as being from Iraq and another from Pakistan, officials said.

"Upon the arrival of officers, suspects were observed moving away from the registers -- appearing to evade detection while ridding themselves of the merchandise."

...The Midland, Texas, arrest report police also identified the individuals as linked to a terror cell:

"Evasive responses provided by the subjects, coupled with actions observed by officers at the onset of the contact prompted the notification of local FBI officials to assist in the investigation," the report said. "Upon the arrival of special agents, and as a result of subsequent interviews, it was discovered that members of the group were linked to suspected terrorist cells stationed within the Metroplex."
Well, hooray for citizen vigilance. As Michelle Malkin notes, a little common sense and less PC nonsense will be crucial to keeping terrorist attacks from occuring here...
The investigations may yield solid terrorism leads. Or they may not. But if 9/11 taught us anything, it was to be unapologetically vigilant. To act now and avoid the cacophany of hindsight hysterics later. What good are all the "Be alert" admonitions from the government if no one alerts authorities when their alarms go off?

Some civil liberties absolutists will no doubt go bananas over "racist" store clerks who blow the whistle on suspicious behavior. But the rest of us, including the feds who are now following up on the citizen watchdog reports, should be nothing but grateful--and ready to do the same.

There are going to be innocent incidents that might get more attention than they deserve. But I'll take that risk over the increased risk of mass death and terror anyday.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Have You No Shame At Last, Senator Kennedy?

I didn't know that it was possible for me to think less of Ted Kennedy. I mean, I guess if if he murdered someone... wait, scratch that.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, this week's Judiciary Committee hearings regarding the nomination of Judge Samuel Alito should have proved instructive in just how obscene political discourse in the context of judicial nominations has become. And Senator Kennedy managed to sink to a new low, which is hard to believe.

I'm not going to spend time criticizing the senior Senator from Massachusetts for being a hypocrite. Sure, he belonged to his own exclusive university club, but's what to stop him from criticizing Judge Alito for joining an organization that opposed affirmative action at Princeton? He's a politician, after all -- they're supposed to engage in hypocrisy without blinking an eye. And as for the irony of having Ted Kennedy lecturing someone on ethics, I agree that it's an odd sight. But that would be okay if he there was substance to the charges.

Of course, there is no substance. The very fact that Democrats allowed Kennedy to stoop this low is a sign of desperation. They oppose Judge Alito on idealogical grounds, which is perfectly reasonable, if not a particularly realistic way to run the railroad of judicial confirmation. It has to be frustrating that Alito is choosing to walk carefully down a middle road and essentially tell the committee little about how he would rule on potential issues. of course, that's now stanard operating procedure, and it essentially accomplishes the goal of allowing a President to get the nominees he wants as long as they're qualified. But even the failure to answer questions about his judicial philosophy could be a reasonable ground on which he might be opposed.

Instead, we get shallow, self-serving pathetic speeches from Senators who seem to think we enjoy watching them on TV. In other words, we get Joe Biden. But even that's preferable to the loathsome attack launched by Ted Kennedy, who decided to air charges about an alumni group at Princeton which Alito was a member of...

KENNEDY: You called CAP a conservative alumni group. It also published a publication called Prospect, which includes articles by CAP members about the policies that the organization promoted. You're familiar with that?

ALITO: I don't recall seeing the magazine. I might have seen...

KENNEDY: Did you know that they had a magazine?

ALITO: I've learned of that in recent weeks.

KENNEDY: So a 1983 Prospect essay titled In Defense of Elitism, stated, quote, People nowadays just don't seem to know their place. Everywhere one turns, blacks and Hispanics are demanding jobs simply because they're black and Hispanic. The physically handicapped are trying to gain equal representation in professional sports. And homosexuals are demanding the government vouchsafe them the right to bear children.

Did you read that article?

...ALITO: I feel confident that I didn't. I'm not familiar with the article, and I don't know the context in which those things were said. But they are antithetical...

KENNEDY: Well, could you think of any context that they could be...

ALITO: Hard to imagine. If that's what anybody was endorsing, I disagree with all of that. I would never endorse it. I never have endorsed it. Had I thought that that's what this organization stood for I would never associate myself with it in any way.

KENNEDY: The June '84 edition of Prospect magazine contains a short article on AIDS. I know that we've come a long way since then in our understanding of the disease, but even for that time the insensitivity of statements in this article are breathtaking. It announces that a team of doctors has found the AIDS virus in the rhesus monkeys was similar to the virus occurring in human beings.

KENNEDY: And the article then goes on with this terrible statement: Now that the scientists must find humans, or rather homosexuals, to submit themselves to experimental treatment. Perhaps Princeton's Gay Alliance may want to hold an election.

You didn't read that article?

ALITO: I feel confident that I didn't, Senator, because I would not have anything to do with statements of that nature.

...KENNEDY: And did you read a letter from CAP mailed in 1984 -- this is the year before you put CAP on your application -- to every living alumni -- to every living alumni, so I assume you received it -- which declared: Princeton is no longer the university you knew it to be.

As evidence, among other reasons, it cited the fact that admission rates for African-Americans and Hispanics were on the rise, while those of alumni children were failing and Princeton's president at a time urged that the then all-male eating clubs to admit females.

And in December 1984, President William Bowen responded by sending his own letter. This is the president of Princeton responded by sending his own letter to all of the alumni in which he called CAP's letter callous and outrageous.

This letter was the subject of a January 1985 Wall Street Journal editorial congratulating President Bowen for engaging his critics in a free and open debate.

This would be right about the time that you told Senator Kyl you probably joined the organization.

Did you receive the Bowen letter or did you read the Wall Street Journal, which was pretty familiar reading for certainly a lot of people that were in the Reagan administration?

ALITO: Senator, I've testified to everything that I can recall relating to this, and I do not recall knowing any of these things about the organization. And many of the things that you've mentioned are things that I have always stood against. In your description of the letter that prompted President Bowen's letter, there's talk about returning the Princeton that used to be. There's talk about eating clubs, about all-male eating clubs. There's talk about the admission of alumni children. There's opposition to opening up the admissions process. None of that is something that I would identify with.

I was not the son of an alumnus. I was not a member of an eating club. I was not a member of an eating facility that was selective. I was not a member of an all-male eating facility. And I would not have identified with any of that.

If I had received any information at any point regarding any of the matters that you have referred to in relation to this organization, I would never have had anything to do with it.
Essentially, Kennedy opted to launch an attack against Alito, protraying him as a bigot and a homophobe, because he joined an organization whose newsletter contained articles that had offensive statements in it.

Think about that. This is a man who belongs to the Democratic Party. This is a man who is a Senator from the Democratic Party, the same party who sent bigots to the U.S. Senate all the way through and past the time of the Civil Rights Act. The same party whose Senate caucus ritualistically used to anoint former Klan member Robert Byrd as Senate President pro tem.

I don't want to spend time tarring Senator Kennedy with the comments of Maxine Waters and Howard Dean and Jim McDermott as well. It's generally considered to be fair game to do so during political campaigning, but even then, the mud doesn't stick all that well. John Kerry got into far more trouble for what emerged from his own mouth than anything Howard Dean said. But that's beside the point -- when we're talking about confirming someone as a judge, the sliming of that person doesn't need to lead to veiled allegations that he's a racist. Of course, we're talking about Ted Kennedy here, who essentially said Robert Bork would send us back to a place where segregated lunch counters would be commonplace.

It's disgusting and does damage to the institution of the Supreme Court, as my good friend RB noted. But it's also immoral and disgusting beyond words -- being tarred as a racist is one of the worst charges any person can suffer, and it's obscene when it's made in an underhanded way by someone who knows that the charge isn't true. No wonder Judge Alito's wife was in tears when Lindsay Graham took the time to apologize for the lack of class shown by some Senators. His statements said it best...

GRAHAM: If you don't mind the suspicious nature that I have is that you may be saying that because you want to get on the Supreme Court; that you're disavowing this now because it doesn't look good.

And really what I would look at to believe you're not -- and I'm going to be very honest with you -- is: How have you lived your life? Are you really a closet bigot?

ALITO: I'm not any kind of a bigot, I'm not.

GRAHAM: No, sir, you're not. And you know why I believe that? Not because you just said it -- but that's a good enough reason, because you seem to be a decent, honorable man. I have got reams of quotes from people who have worked with you, African American judges -- I've lost my quotes.

Judge Higginbotham -- I don't know where they're at. But glowing quotes about who you are, the way you've lived your life; law clerks, men and women, black and white, your colleagues who say that Sam Alito, whether I agree with him or not, is a really good man.

You know why I believe you when you say that you disavow those quotes? Because the way you have lived your life and the way you and your wife are raising your children.

Let me tell you this: Guilt by association is going to drive good men and women away from wanting to sit where you're sitting. And we're going to go through a bit of this ourselves as congressmen and senators.
If only something would drive Ted Kennedy away from public life. Although considering his track record, perhaps we should let someone else do the driving.

Monday, January 09, 2006

The Alito Hearings

Professor Bainbridge deconstructs the left-wing dishrag's idiotic editorial against Judge Samuel Alito. It's almost enough to forgive Bainbridge for being a Deadskins fan.

I'll have my own thoughts on the hearings after watching the late-night rebroadcast. Yes, I am a complete nerd. But today probably sucked anyway. Watching Senators talk for ten minutes each should qualify as a violation of the McCain Amendment against torture. No, I'm not the only one who had that thought. I wonder if we should pass an amendment stating that Senate speeches must be under two minutes or cannot be broadcast on television. What a bunch of gasbags. They should take a hint from the Hotline Blog.

Faking Out Oprah

The Lord of Truth noted this story this morning -- apparently, one of Oprah's book club recommendations for non-fiction might be in the wrong category...

Oprah Winfrey's been had.

Three months ago, in what the talk show host termed a "radical departure," Winfrey announced that "A Million Little Pieces," author James Frey's nonfiction memoir of his vomit-caked years as an alcoholic, drug addict, and criminal, was her latest selection for the world's most powerful book club.

In an October 26 show entitled "The Man Who Kept Oprah Awake At Night," Winfrey hailed Frey's graphic and coarse book as "like nothing you've ever read before. Everybody at Harpo is reading it. When we were staying up late at night reading it, we'd come in the next morning saying, 'What page are you on?'" In emotional filmed testimonials, employees of Winfrey's Harpo Productions lauded the book as revelatory, with some choking back tears. When the camera then returned to a damp-eyed Winfrey, she said, "I'm crying 'cause these are all my Harpo family so, and we all loved the book so much."

But a six-week investigation by The Smoking Gun reveals that there may be a lot less to love about Frey's runaway hit, which has sold more than 3.5 million copies and, thanks to Winfrey, has sat atop The New York Times nonfiction paperback best seller list for the past 15 weeks. Next to the latest Harry Potter title, Nielsen BookScan reported Friday, Frey's book sold more copies in the U.S. in 2005--1.77 million--than any other title, with the majority of that total coming after Winfrey's selection.

Police reports, court records, interviews with law enforcement personnel, and other sources have put the lie to many key sections of Frey's book. The 36-year-old author, these documents and interviews show, wholly fabricated or wildly embellished details of his purported criminal career, jail terms, and status as an outlaw "wanted in three states."
Next, they're going to tell me that Harry Potter's not real.

This all goes to show that any schmoe can get a book deal, if he puts in the proper effort. Guess I've been lacking the proper effort. Anyway, we all know this means that countless housewives around America have had their faith in Oprah shaken. My guess -- this was a secret plot by Ellen DeGeneres. or it's the revenge of Steadman. All in all, it's the most interesting Oprah item since Tom Cruise refused to come out of the closet.

If You Can't Order Your Eggnog Latte, The Terrorists Will Have Won

I swear, it wasn't me who did this...

A bomb left inside a Starbucks bathroom was defused by the San Francisco police explosives ordnance unit this afternoon, according to Sgt. Neville Gittens.

The improvised explosive device was defused around 2 p.m., Gittens said.

Police responded to a call about a suspicious device in the coffee house located at Van Ness Avenue and Bush Street at 1:15 p.m.

Gittens said he could not comment on the size or type of device found or on its potential explosive capacity. A police investigation is ongoing.
(hat tip: The Digital Brownshirt) Oviously, I'm a bit forlorn about this. My strong anti-terrorism stance comes face-to-face with my strong anti-Starbucks stance. This must be what it was like to watch the USSR battle the Nazis in World War II, before we entered.

Best reaction comes from Ace of Spades...

Nancy Pelosi immediately called for an "immediate over-the-horizon redeployment" of all citizens of San Francisco.
As Instapundit would say, heh.