Saturday, April 23, 2005

Woe, Canada

I guess all of our allies had principled reasons for refusing to support President Bush's decision to go to war in Iraq. Here's a look at some of the "principles" underlying Canada's decision, courtesy of Vodkapundit...

The Canadian company that Saddam Hussein invested a million dollars in belonged to the Prime Minister of Canada, canadafreepress.com has discovered.

Cordex Petroleum Inc., launched with Saddam’s million by Prime Minister Paul Martin’s mentor Maurice Strong’s son Fred Strong, is listed among Martin’s assets to the Federal Ethics committee on November 4, 2003.

Among Martin’s Public Declaration of Declarable Assets are: "The Canada Steamship Lines Group Inc. (Montreal, Canada) 100 percent owned"; "Canada Steamship Lines Inc. (Montreal, Canada) 100 percent owned"–Cordex Petroleums Inc. (Alberta, Canada) 4.6 percent owned by the CSL Group Inc."

Yesterday, Strong admitted that Tongsun Park, the Korean man accused by U.S. federal authorities of illegally acting as an Iraqi agent, invested in Cordex, the company he owned with his son, in 1997.

...According to the today’s New York Sun, "the next chapter in the United Nations crisis may erupt over U.N. investigator Paul Volcker’s membership on the board of one of Canada’s biggest companies, Power Corporation, since a past president of the firm, Canadian tycoon Maurice Strong, is now tied to the oil-for-food scandal."

The missing facts are: Not only are Volcker and Strong hooked with the ties that bind to Power Corporation Inc., a company under investigation in the oil-for-food scandal, Prime Minister Paul Martin was launched into the business world with Canadian Steamship Lines by Paul Desmarais’s Power Corporation Inc. and his predecessor Jean Chretien’s daughter, France is married to Paul Desmarais’ son, Andre Desmarais.
Man, I'll bet Michael Moore could make one heck of a movie out of all this. As Instapundit noted, this probably isn't what Democrats were referring to when they referred to a "coalition of the bribed." But hey, maybe they were on the right track.

Friday, April 22, 2005

C Is for Cookie... Or Not

I couldn't quit laughing when I read this column by Jonah Goldberg. As he notes, the folks at PBS have decided one of our favorite blue friends needs to change his tune...

After three decades, they’ve announced he’s not a Cookie Monster at all. In the interests of teaching kids not to be gluttons, CTW has transformed Cookie Monster into just another monster who happens to like cookies. His trademark song, “C is for Cookie” has been changed to “A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food.” And this is a complete and total reversal of Cookie Monster’s ontology, his telos, his raison d’etre, his essential Cookie-Monster-ness.

If the Cookie Monster is no longer a cookie monster, what is he? Why didn’t they just name him “Phil: The Monster Who Sometimes Likes to Eat a Cookie”? Conceptually, this is no different than the idiot animal rights types who want their dogs and cats to be vegans, too. Cookie Monster cannot help being a Cookie Monster any more than your tabby can stop liking fish. It is their nature to do so. Why not just declare that Big Bird is now an elm tree? If the ineffable, inexorable, immutable nature of Cookie Monster’s cookie-eating can be erased for some good cause, why should Big Bird’s birdness be safe?

Sesame Street and its defenders say they are just trying to do their bit in the war against child obesity. That’s nice. But at what price? The whole point of the Cookie Monster character was to have a character who was silly because he ate so much. If Cookie Monster were a Greek god, he’d be the god of gluttony. Wouldn’t it have been more honest and simply better to implore kids not to be too much like the Cookie Monster rather than make the Cookie Monster like everyone else? We all understand we shouldn’t be like Oscar the Grouch.

Who says that making Cookie Monster into moderate eater will improve kids' behavior anyway? Indeed, for years, Cookie Monster has devoured not only cookies, but things which merely look like cookies, including plates, Frisbees, and the moon. If Cookie Monster is so influential, why haven’t I heard more about kids going to the hospital after trying to eat plates?
I'm just wondering -- if a cookie is "sometimes" food, what is it on other occasions? A piece of toast? A lamp? The Energizer Bunny?

Cool Invention for Pranksters

Finally, an explanation for the voices in my head...

Elwood "Woody" Norris pointed a metal frequency emitter at one of perhaps 30 people who had come to see his invention. The emitter — an aluminum square — was hooked up by a wire to a CD player. Norris switched on the CD player.

"There's no speaker, but when I point this pad at you, you will hear the waterfall," said the 63-year-old Californian.

And one by one, each person in the audience did, and smiled widely.

Norris' HyperSonic Sound system has won him an award coveted by inventors — the $500,000 annual Lemelson-MIT Prize. It works by sending a focused beam of sound above the range of human hearing. When it lands on you, it seems like sound is coming from inside your head.

Norris said the uses for the technology could come in handy — in cars, in the airport or at home.

"Imagine your wife wants to watch television and you want to read a book, like the intellectual you are," he said to the crowd. "Imagine you are a lifeguard or a coach and you want to yell at someone, he'll be the only one to hear you."
This will be a great idea, and very useful and popular... until some sicko gets ahold of it and tries to drive other people insane by making them think they're hearing things. That sicko, of course, would be someone like me.

Let's Hope We're Not Headed Here

You know, this case is in the U.K. But even those who backed Michael Schiavo's bid to end his wife's life probably would find this disturbing...

Rejecting a bid by the parents, a British judge on Thursday upheld a court order allowing doctors to let a critically ill baby die if she stops breathing — a move doctors say is the only humane way to end the child's suffering.

Eighteen-month-old Charlotte Wyatt can hardly see or hear and weighed about a pound when she was born prematurely. Her brain and other organs are so seriously damaged that she has "no feeling other than continuing pain," according to physicians.

Darren and Debbie Wyatt, who believe in preserving life at any cost, sought to overturn a court order granted in October.

But Justice Mark Hedley was not persuaded by the parents' pleas.

"I am quite clear that it would not be in Charlotte's best interests to die in the course of futile aggressive treatment," Hedley ruled Thursday at London's High Court.
Remember all those disabled rights advocates who were worried about people making decisions as to whether a particular life was worth living? That's nice that a judge can make this determination, over the wishes of the family. I know it's only in the U.K. today... but there are plenty of people here who would willingly follow.

Say What??

Here's a sentence I never thought I'd read...

Ashton Kutcher's transformation from yesterday's jackass to tomorrow's Tom
Hanks is sealed by his irresistibly offbeat performance in A Lot Like Love.

As in the recent Guess Who, Kutcher plays the gallant galoot, a courtly klutz with the personality and looks of a sheepdog. Much to my astonishment (and probably yours), he currently enjoys the career predicted for Josh Hartnett.
I mean, I like That 70's Show and all, and it's not like Tom Hanks didn't have a few less than impressive performances. But Hanks was brilliant in carrying some otherwise truly crappy movies, while Kutcher generally plays up or down to the level of his material. Let's get Kutcher past Adrian Zmed first.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

The French Finally Favor War

Since they're so willing to surrender, I guess France thinks Taiwan ought to have the good grace to chicken out as well...

During a state visit to China, French Premier Raffarin threw support behind a law allowing China to attack Taiwan and continued to push for a lift of the EU arms embargo.

At the outset of a three-day visit to China, French Prime Minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin said he supported Beijing's "anti-secession" law on Taiwan, and vowed to keep pushing for an end to an EU arms embargo that could open the door for Paris to sell weapons to the Asian giant.

Raffarin also signed or finalized major business deals with Beijing valued at around $3.2 billion (2.4 billion euros).

Appearing to put his government at odds with the European Union, Raffarin said at the outset of the three day visit that Paris had no objections to the anti-secession law.
(hat tip: Instapundit) This is historic -- usually, the French wait until Germany takes over to start supporting a war. Apparently, if President Bush had the good grace to bribe Jacques Chirac in 2002, we could have French support for the war in Iraq.

I Can't Wait For the Discovery Channel Special

I wouldn't mess with these insects...

A crafty ant species builds a trap dotted with foxholes for surprise attacks on an insect. They stretch their victim out like a medieval criminal on a rack as more ants swarm in for the kill.

Such incredible cooperation among ants has never before been described by scientists.

The ants, called Allomerus decemarticulatus, live in trees in the Amazon. Their trap is made of natural plant hairs, some regurgitated goo, and a binding fungus that the ants, amazingly, appear to farm. It allows the ants to snag a meal, such as a large flying insect, that they otherwise could not handle.

Here's how it works:

An insect lands on the trap, which to the unsuspecting eye looks like part of the tree. Ants spring from dozens of holes in the gallery-like structure and grab the bug's legs, stretching them out to immobilize the large prey. Other worker ants swiftly arrive to sting the bug to death. Before long, the insect is carved up and carted away.
You know, these insects resemble the Senate Democrats of late -- destructive, merciless, fighting for survival, vicious, single-minded... except the ants could probably win elections. Also, I'm pretty sure John Kerry wouldn't hide in a foxhole for three months without winning another Purple Heart.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Rules For Chick Flicks

Bill Simmons reviews the atrocious-looking movie "Fever Pitch" and declares it a chick flick, and then reveals the 10 generic themes of any chick flick. This is a terrific list -- check out these excerpts...

1. You can't meet the man of your dreams in a bar or at a party. It only happens either if he randomly shows up in your office, if he made some sort of bet about you, if he saved your life or if you happen to be impersonating someone else at the time.

...4. If you're dating someone who is passionate about something, he will absolutely give that up for you because all men change once they fall in love. Especially if you have a nice apartment.

5. You can have only three friends: A smart friend who's pretty in a quirky way, a calculating beauty who's morally corrupt and an overweight girl who doesn't say much. You can only hang out with these people all at once. If there's anyone in your life who doesn't fit one of those three categories, get rid of them.

6. Your boyfriend's friends only get in the way. The sooner you can destroy them, the better.

...10. Either you will end up living happily ever after, or you will find a deep friendship with a gay man that will end up being just as satisfying.
Just reading that list made my eyes glaze over. I better go home and watch The Godfather.

The U.N. -- Redefining Dirty

Yeah, that independant panel definitely cleared Kofi Annan of wrongdoing...

Two senior investigators with the committee probing corruption in the U.N. oil-for-food program have resigned in protest, saying they believe a report that cleared Kofi Annan of meddling in the $64 billion operation was too soft on the secretary-general, a panel member confirmed Wednesday.

The investigators felt the Independent Inquiry Committee, led by former U.S. Federal Reserve chairman Paul Volcker, played down findings critical of Annan when it released an interim report in late March related to his son, said Mark Pieth, one of three leaders of the committee.

"You follow a trail and you want to see people pick it up," Pieth told The Associated Press, referring to the two top investigators who left. The committee "told the story" that the investigators presented, "but we made different conclusions than they would have."

The investigators were identified as Robert Parton and Miranda Duncan.

Parton, as the senior investigative counsel for oil-for-food, had a wide purview. He was responsible for investigations into the procurement of companies under the oil-for-food program and he was the lead investigator on issues pertaining to allegations of impropriety relating to the secretary-general and his son Kojo Annan. Duncan worked on Parton's team.

Parton, a lawyer and former FBI agent who has worked on a hostage-rescue team abroad, confirmed to AP on Wednesday that he resigned a week ago, but he declined further comment.

Duncan did not respond to telephone and e-mail messages left at the Rockefeller Family Fund, where she is a member of the board. She is a granddaughter of billionaire David Rockefeller.
It's always a good thing when the investigation starts looking like a whitewash. It wouldn't be the U.N. otherwise. Seriously, this is pathetic on any number of levels. And as Roger L. Simon notes, it all plays out while our Senators take turns acting like buffoons in failing to confirm President Bush's nominee for U.N. Ambassador because he yells at subordinates.

All of this leads me to one conclusion -- maybe the President shouldn't appoint a U.N. Ambassador at all. Would things really change for America? I mean, who really cares what a bunch of corrupt unelected bureaucrats have to say anyway?

Okay, yes, I see the need for a U.N. Ambassador to negotiate and vote on important issues, like vetoing the latest dumb resolution against Isreal. But if the Senate decides it wants to buck the President for such silly reasons, he should just decide to ignore the post. Or maybe appoint Robert Bork via recess appointment.

Reason #514,376 Why I Don't Live In California

Wow. Talk about higher education. According to Matt Rosenberg at Rosenblog, the New College of California has a Master's Program in "Activism and Social Change." Seriously, people apparently study this. Check out some of the bios of the enrolled students...

Bryan Burgess received a B.F.A. from the North Carolina School of the Arts. An activist artist, Bryan’s thesis is an exploration of theater methods used to challenge gender binaries and gender oppression. Bryan’s goal is to develop a theater model that can be used as an organizing tool for cross-identity alliance building. Bryan is currently working with People in Search of Safe Restrooms (PISSR) and the Transgender Law Center on their campaign for safe bathroom access and is the events coordinator for New College’s Activism & Social Change program.

...Harjit Gill received his B.A. from UC Chico with a major in Sociology and a minor in Religious Studies. Harjit is active in the labor movement; the animal/earth rights movement; the anti-war movement; and the anti-capitalist (specifically the anarchist) movement. He is currently a field organizer for the Industrial Workers of the World and hopes to begin working with Let's Get Free on the issue of prison abolition. In his thesis Harjit will explore patterns of assimilation within two different South Asian communities in the U.S.; one, a group of immigrant truck drivers, the other, dot.com white-collar workers.

...Natali Smith received her B.A. from St. Lawrence University, majoring in Sociology and Gender Studies. Natali’s thesis is a documentary video that argues for more aggressive, disciplined, participatory (at least in the form of ownership), goal-oriented and sustained direct action where activists are actively problematizing privilege and vanguardism. The thesis will debate the notion of non-violence where it is moralistic and strategic in its intention and champion both violent and non-violent tactics as they fit the above criteria, while also dissecting and reinterpreting the definitions of violence and non-violence. Natali works with Legal Services for Prisoners with Children as development coordinator, and is actively engaged in anti-corporate globalization, police brutality, former prisoner discrimination, anti state-sanctioned relationships, transnational feminist, environmental racism justice and queer and gender-queer advocacy/struggles. Also facilitates Culture Jamming and Know Your Rights (On the street and during a direct action), Protest/Direct Action 101 Lectures/Trainings.

Manish Vaidya was born in Massachusetts and raised on the East Coast and received his B.A. from Penn State University with the self-designed curriculum of Social and Economic Justice and minored in Women’s Studies and Peace and Conflict Studies. For his Master’s thesis he is interested in using experimental performance, internet and alternative media to engage a new generation of activists in broad-based, multi-issue, cross-constituency organizing. He is an Electoral Action Trainer with the U.S. Student Association. Manish is passionate about queer rights, South Asian organizing, the separation of church and state, and battling the right-wing.
(hat tip: Polipundit and The New Editor) Whew. Good thing he made it clear about battling the right-wing -- I couldn't figure that out otherwise. Meanwhile, I love the New College's motto: Education for a Just, Sustainable and Sacred World. None of that Latin crapola for them.

I really hope this is a joke. If not... well, it reminds of a great line from the 1994 David Spade flick PCU:

Tom: "What's he doin?"
Droz: "He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV."
Tom: "That's his thesis?"
Droz: "Yes! That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit."

Truth is apparently stranger than fiction.

Apollo 13 and America

I loved Ron Howard's Apollo 13 when it came out a decade ago. Great performances by Hanks and Sinise, but they were helped by the fact that they had such a great story to work with -- a true one.

And the folks who helped save the day were honored yesterday, in celebration of the 35th anniversary of our astronauts' safe return...

Sunday marked the 35th anniversary of the spacecraft's return to Earth after their aborted moon mission. It was crippled by an oxygen tank that overheated and exploded, raising concerns the carbon dioxide the astronauts expelled from their lungs as they breathed would eventually kill them. Two of Apollo's three fuel cells, a primary source of power, also were lost.

Engineers advising them from the ground figured out a way to provide them oxygen for the trip home.

...Engineers who solved the problem, astronauts from the Apollo program and others gathered for Tuesday's ceremony at Space Center Houston, an educational complex next to the Johnson Space Center. The awards presentation took place in a theater that includes the podium from which President John F. Kennedy urged the nation in 1962 to send men to the Moon.

About 56 hours into the voyage, Swigert had made the famous call to mission control: "Houston, we've had a problem."

Engineers on the ground had to figure out a solution, and then tell the astronauts how to make the fix. "They had to make it right the first time," Schneiter said. "It had to work, and son of a gun, it did."

Ed Smylie, who oversaw NASA's crew systems division in 1970 and is now an aerospace consultant, was glad the engineering side of the mission was being recognized.

"The guys in the front room are the ones who are in the front lines and get a lot of attention," he said. "Those of us who are in the back room don't get a lot of attention."

Smylie said he was at home watching television when he learned there was a problem aboard Apollo 13. Within minutes, he was at the space center trying to come up with a solution.

The astronauts had moved to the lunar module from the command module to conserve power for the emergency return to Earth. They had lithium hydroxide canisters to cleanse their spacecraft of carbon dioxide, but some of the backup square canisters were not compatible with the round openings in the lunar module.

"This was equivalent to being on a sinking ship," Schneiter said. "In this case, you are on a ship that was mortally wounded, and you were simply not going to be able to breathe in a couple of days."

Smylie and other engineers soon had a proposed solution to retrofit the canisters, but it took a day or two to build a mock-up and get instructions to the crew.

Among the biggest concerns was whether the astronauts had duct tape, Smylie said. He later learned duct tape was commonly used on the spacecraft to clean filters and for other tasks.

"I felt like we were home free," he said. "One thing a Southern boy will never say is, 'I don't think duct tape will fix it.'"
That last quote is great. As for the movie, the scene where the guys throw the materials on a table and get to work on fixing the problem... that's quintessential America. Right there, that's the spirit of our country. That's how our country got built -- some duct tape, a little luck and a hell of a lot of effort.

Katie Couric... Pajamahadeen Warrior?

Hey -- look who might join the pajama party...

NBC could create Internet blogs for its top news anchors and celebrity interviewers as it seeks to maintain the appeal of U.S. network news, its top executive said on Tuesday.

NBC Universal Television Group President Jeff Zucker said entering the generally opinionated world of blogs might be one way television networks could keep their grip on viewers who increasingly use the Internet for news.

"Over the next two years, network news is going to go through a lot more changes," Zucker said at a Yahoo conference on high-speed Internet use. "This is one of the biggest issues facing traditional network news divisions."

"I don't know why Brian Williams isn't blogging right now," Zucker said of the anchor of NBC's top-rated evening news program who took the helm after veteran journalist Tom Brokaw stepped down in December. "We should be looking for a more interactive component ... and be experimenting more."

Zucker said he was considering a blog for Williams and could envision a similar blog for Katie Couric, the co-host of NBC's "Today" show. He noted that the morning program hadn't changed its format much in more than a decade. NBC is owned by General Electric Co.
Oh, yeah, a Katie Couric blog. Great -- one more site on the Internet designed to make me want to throw up.

Seriously, Zucker's rep for being a top-flight news executive is well-deserved, but I doubt that he thinks this would be the complete solution to the problem confronting network news. Hell, Chris Matthews and Co. at Hardball have a blog, and it sucks. Blogging might be a starting point to re-invigorating network news, but it won't be the end.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Air America... Not So Hot

I noted Brian Anderson's book South Park Conservatives last week, and here he's got an article in the L.A. Times about the sad state of my favorite liberal radio network, Hot Air America...

Wait a second, you say, didn't I read that Air America has expanded to more than 50 markets? That's true, but let's put things in perspective: Conservative pundit and former Reagan official William J. Bennett's morning talk show, launched at the same time as Air America, reaches nearly 124 markets, including 18 of the top 20, joining the growing ranks of successful right-of-center talk programs (Limbaugh is still the ratings leader, drawing more than 15 million listeners a week).

And look at Air America's ratings: They're pitifully weak, even in places where you would think they'd be strong. WLIB, its flagship in New York City, has sunk to 24th in the metro area Arbitron ratings — worse than the all-Caribbean format it replaced, notes the Radio Blogger. In the liberal meccas of San Francisco and Los Angeles, Air America is doing lousier still.
Anderson lays out some good reasons why talk radio works for conservatives more often than liberals. I'm really looking forward to reading his book, a lot more than anyone I know looks forward to Al Franken's show.

Benedict XVI

And so, the world has a new Pope. The conclave has ended, the white smoke has come forth, and the TV cameras may be shipped back to California to cover Michael Jackson.

And it's the first German Pope since the 11th century. My less serious thought involves whether Jacques Chirac will be surrendering to Vatican City later tonight. My real thought is that he's got one heck of an act to follow.

I don't know squat about Pope Benedict XVI. Okay, I know a little bit about the former Cardinal Ratzinger, but I'll stick to pretending to be an expert on the American League pennant race. Church politics is one of the areas where even my arrogant know-it-all attitude defers to the experts.

But Professor Bainbridge and Andrew Sullivan have their thoughts, and they're in line with what one might expect from each of them (hat tip: Instapundit). I'd prefer to concentrate on scarier points, like this one noted by loyal reader RB, about the future and the Popes...

About the year A.D. 1139, Saint Malachy O'Morgair, Archbishop of Armagh, Ireland, wrote down a list of Popes. He listed 112 future Popes, each described by a phrase in Latin. There has been increasing interest in this list among Roman Catholics, for two reasons. First, the descriptions of Popes #109 and #110 match the pontificates of Popes John Paul I and John Paul II to a tee. Second, there are only two more Popes on the list, and the last Pope on the list is given a long apocalyptic description, instead of a quaint and cryptic phrase.

... Pope #111 on St. Malachy's list is given the phrase: “From the Glory of the Olive.” This prophetic phrase has several meanings which correctly apply to the next Pope after John Paul II.

... Pope #112 on St. Malachy's list is given this description: “In the final persecution of the Holy Roman Church there shall reign Peter the Roman who will feed his flock amid many tribulations, after which the seven-hilled city will be destroyed and the terrible judge will judge the people.”
Yeah, that's reassuring. Especially since RB informs me that Cardinal Ratzinger took the name of Benedict XVI because "he has a great devotion to the Benedictine Order, also known as the Olivetans."

At least we know the seven-hilled city is Rome. I think I'm going to try to get those Italian vacations completed prior to the end of Benedict XVI's reign.

Monday, April 18, 2005

The Conclave Means High Ratings

I'm not that surprised at the blanket coverage of the selection of the new Pope. Over a decade ago, when the Priest of Parliament Lights explained the entire selection process and the ritual to me, I quickly realized that this would be a made-for-TV event. I even predicted that CNN would have a tiny picture in the corner of the screen dubbed "Popecam" or something similar.

Well, I'm not watching the coverage, but plenty of people probably are. But the media overkill should kick in by mid-week if the Michael Jackson trial doesn't keep everyone entertained. For example, XM Satellite Radio is running a station dedicated to the conclave right now. I guess if you can't see the smoke, it's always helpful to have someone describing it to you.

Right now, there's a part of me hoping the Cardinals decide to screw with the faithful. Nothing would be funnier than green smoke, or purple smoke, or perhaps strange smoke signals, coming out of the Sistine Chapel's chimney. If they kept that up for a week, we might see Chris Matthews' head explode.

In any case, stay tuned. If they're still going at the end of the week, I plan to blog minute-by-minute coverage of the coverage -- it should be something like... "Look, it's white smoke! Oops, sorry... just a gust of air. Wait... wait... wait... there's nothing... nothing... nothing..."

Where's The Outrage?

Remember the infamous Republican talking points memo on the Terri Schiavo case? You know, the one that "outraged" so many on the Left for callously alleging that the Schiavo case would be politically helpful to the GOP. Granted, the memo was a draft written by a lone staffer for a freshman GOP Senator (and so far as we know, the only person to whom it was passed was a Democrat), but the press decided that the memo represented the thoughts of the GOP leadership.

Hmmmm. I wonder what the Democratic leadership thinks. Wait, I guess I don't have to wonder anymore...

Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean said Friday that his party would wield the Terri Schiavo case against Republicans in the 2006 and 2008 elections, but for now needed to stay focused battling President Bush on Social Security.

"We're going to use Terri Schiavo later on," Dean said of the brain-damaged Floridian who died last month after her feeding tube was removed amid a swarm of political controversy.

Dean, who has called congressional intervention in the Schiavo case "political grandstanding," singled out House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Texas) for his leading role in the matter.

Maybe Dr. Demento was trying to show what political grandstanding really is. This is the leader of the Democratic Party, guaranteeing that his party plans to use the death of this woman as a political issue. About the only thing missing is, "We're taking Terri Schiavo to New hampshire! And South Carolina! And Michigan! And Pennsylvania! And New Jersey! And New Mexico! AARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!"

Someone needs to explain to me how this will reach out to all those religious voters Dr. Demento wanted to lure to the Democratic Party. Somewhere, Terry McAulliffe may be smiling, wondering if Dean can surpass his record for futility.

Better Get Started on 2012, Then

Kevin Drum, who I normally consider to be one of the more reasonable Democratic bloggers, betrays a hint of over-confidence...

I expect the 2008 race to be very crowded. For a variety of reasons, 2008 is likely to be a landslide win for whoever the Democratic candidate turns out to be, and I think lots of Dems know it. That's why John Kerry is still sounding like a candidate: he doesn't want to be the unlucky Al Smith watching from the wings while someone else cruises to the presidency because they had the good luck to pick the right year to run.
Yes, that's right -- a landslide. From a party that continues to lose points in voter identification, has lost ground in the Senate and the House, seemingly can't win a state south of Maryland with a Southerner on the ticket and whose front-runners right now would be the woman Senator from New York whose picture appears next to the word "polarizing" in the dictionary and the charisma-challenged 2004 general election loser... we should expect a landslide.

I guess we need to give Drum points for optimism. Maybe he wants to cast a bet on the Tampa Bay Devil Rays winning the World Series, too.

Here's The Difference

I have a great number of friends, both liberal and conservative, who opposed the Iraq war. They had a number of reasons for doing so.

In the months since the war began, I've debated the topic with many of them. A number of them have held forth about the issue of WMD at length, and how the mistakes made by U.S. intelligence, and acted upon by the President, have had a terrible impact on U.S. credibility.

This is a fair point. One can debate the culpability the President deserves for acting upon the intelligence, and one can also debate about the manner in which the war and resulting occupation were executed. In a democratic society, open debate should and must take place on such topics.

But there's a difference between having an honest debate and facing off with someone with one agenda. There are those who agree with me on the Iraq war who are unwilling to admit that mistakes were made, and simply attack those who dispute elements of the President's case for war and its execution as wishing Saddam were still in power. That may be true of some (even many) of those on the other side of the debate -- but it's certainly not true of all of them.

However, the other side's obsession with refusing to give President Bush credit for what he accomplished with the war is even more maddening.

A terrific example appears in the on-going debate between Sylvester Brown, Jr. of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and the Instapundit. My impression of the debate is that it's approximately as one-sided as a battle of wits between Keanu Reeves and Einstein, but let's cover the preliminaries.

In an April 14 column, Brown addressed the issue of reaching out to Republicans. He attempted to differentiate between members of the GOP who qualify as "straight shooters" and people like Richard Perle. This part of his column drew some attention...
I've noticed that comedian Bill Maher has been doing a bit of reaching out himself lately. Several times on his show, "Real Time with Bill Maher," he's encouraged more conservatives to join his audience. Maher's even conceded that his criticism of President George W. Bush's activities in Iraq may have been at least partly wrong.

"Look, on the long-range, big picture of getting the freedom-and-democracy ball rolling in the Middle East, maybe these guys had it right," Maher said on his show Friday.

Sounds to me like Maher's buying into the bait-and-switch rhetoric of the Bush clan. Maybe I would, too, if they were straight shooters. But, before the Iraq invasion, the rallying cry was against an "axis of evil" and "weapons of mass destruction." I don't recall any prewar speeches about delivering democracy to the Middle East.
Such statements used to go by with little more challenge than an outraged letter to the editor. Not anymore. Glenn Reynolds responded later the same day, specifically to the last sentance in the paragraphs I quoted above. Reynolds pointed out the 2003 State of the Union as one speech where the President put forth his vision for democracy in the Middle East, and other bloggers and e-mailers joined in.

Unlike many mainstream media columnists, Brown deserves credit for taking note of the criticism, although it did take a barrage of e-mails to get his attention. In his Sunday column, Brown admitted, somewhat grudgingly, that he had forgotten the lines Reynolds quoted from the 2003 SOTU. But then he fired off this closing volley...


The bloggers were partly correct. Bush has mentioned that a Saddam-free world and a democratic Iraq would have a ripple effect in the Middle East. But let's be honest, he mentioned those as the perks of war, not the reasons for war. And who could blame him? According to a 2003 Washington Post-ABC poll before Bush's speech, six out of 10 Americans harbored doubts about using force in Iraq. A solid 40 percent opposed any sort of invasion in the country. Bush played the "democracy" card lightly and the WMD card with a skillful hand.

But, hey, war over WMDs or war over democracy, let's not quibble. People hear what they want to hear. As a straight shooter, I have to confess my bias toward our government's new democracy delivery system. This is a country that 40 years ago restricted the right to vote, use public facilities or eat in restaurants to some of its citizens. It's a country with a long-standing record of supporting autocratic regimes and dictatorships and overthrowing democratically elected government officials around the world.

When did the United States become the chief exporter of democracy to the Arab world?

Sorry, bloggers. When it comes to regime change and nation-building, I can't follow the wisdom of Bush and his crew. I lean more toward the words of a real straight shooter, Mohandas Gandhi:

"The spirit of democracy cannot be imposed from without. It has to come from within."
Wow. Such reasoned arguments make me wonder why Brown is writing for the Post-Dispatch instead of serving as U.N. Secretary General.

Reynolds accurately calls Brown on his "tired lefty tropes", but I think he's being too nice. Will Collier calls Brown on the carpet, and properly so...
Gandhi, of course, is the patron saint of pacifism for the Western Left. What they tend to leave out in quoting the above and other pacifistic platitudes is Gandhi's extremism, if his philosophies were carried out to their logical conclusions. Concerning the threat of Hitler's Germany, Gandhi counseled Winston Churchill to surrender peacably, and then pursue a strategy of non-violent resistance.

Now, you do know what happened to everybody who pursued non-violent resistance against the Nazis, don't you? What do you think the world would look like today, had Churchill and Roosevelt taken that advice?

Gandhi, like Nelson Mandela in South Africa and Martin Luther King, Jr. in this country, had one tremendous advantage in their own quite remarkable efforts--they were opposing governments and/or structures that were, in the end, ameniable to moral persuasion. Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Saddam--these were not reasonable men who could be shamed or convinced into stepping down quietly and calling elections. These were barbaric monsters who recognized no higher morality than their own whims. Today's closest parallel to Gandhi is the Dalai Lama, and all his own pacifism has won for his people in Tibet is fifty years of brutal Chi-Com occupation, with no end in sight.

The WMD argument is a straw man in the context of Reynolds' point. It doesn't respond to Reynolds' legitimate point -- that Bush did indeed articulate the objective of establishing a democratic Iraq prior to the war. Brown overreached by trying to claim that Bush never outlined the goal of establishing democracy in the Middle East among his justifications for war. If you are Brown, you can argue that WMD and the war on terror were the true reasons Bush went into Iraq, which may be what he was attempting to do. But choosing to respond by pointing out other rationales for war is basically a red herring -- and a tired one at that.

The Left doesn't want to look at this situation objectively. Some of them cannot do so, because Bush made the decision to go to war. They have to believe that the war was wrong, and that any good things that come out of the war could have occurred without the war. Giving W. credit for anything is too much. Giving him credit for liberating several million people from a brutal dictator is impossible.

I've heard the idea that we're "imposing democracy" on others, and that this is not the way democracy succeeds. Somehow, I'm thinking that the people making these arguments would have been crying foul if we'd made the same statements in 1945 about the enemies we'd just defeated. The spirit of democracy has to exist within the populace as a whole -- but I would argue that it exists within the majority of people within all nations. I would also argue that it may not have any chance to succeed when it's brutally repressed by Nazis, Communists or Baathist strongmen.

Perhaps in some cases, peaceful non-violent resistance is the best way to effect change. In a democratic society, this certainly seems to be the case, as proven by King. But it's absurd and downright obscene to argue that the same principle applies in a dictatorship where those who dissent and push for democracy are butchered (along with their families) indiscriminately by the authorities, with absolutely no punishment for (and indeed, official sanction of) such actions.

"Straight shooters" like Mr. Brown need a reality check. Right now, they're way off the mark.

More Evil From Starbucks

It's quite obvious that Starbucks' continuing campaign to take over Western civilization is having an impact. Now they're extending rush hour -- soon, people will only leave home to stop at Starbucks to purchase coffee before returning home... or heading out to toil in Starbucks-owned underground sugar caves, in return for wages paid in lattes. Seriously, the evil coffee overlords have so many folks addicted that people no longer feel the need to brew coffee at home -- probably because they're now addicts to the cocaine-like high they receive from the Brewhouse of the Apocolypse...

Almost every morning for a decade, Roger Bratter has stopped at a Starbucks in Gaithersburg to sip a grande latte sans foam or a green tea and spend 20 peaceful minutes with the newspaper before heading to his auto repair shop.

Grabbing a cup at home, he said, just isn't the same.

"Our kid's got to go to school. My wife has to get to the Metro. I've got to get to work," Bratter, 54, said during a 7:30 a.m. visit last week. "If I have to make [coffee] and clean it up, it's just an extra stress factor."

Minutes earlier, at the same Starbucks on Quince Orchard Road, Steve Elgin, 41, pulled into the drive-through. A venti latte once or twice a week takes the edge off his one-hour commute between Frederick and Gaithersburg.

"It gives me something to do on [Interstate] 270," said Elgin, an executive in an insurance claims company.

The two men represent what one researcher says is evidence that the national craving for gourmet coffee may be adding mileage to the morning rush hour. And the numbers might be significant enough to complicate efforts to reduce traffic congestion, save fuel and reduce air pollution.

She calls it -- what else? -- the "Starbucks Effect."

"If you see people replacing an in-home activity like brewing your own coffee with an activity that requires a new [car] trip, that's not exactly the trend we're looking for," said Nancy McGuckin, a travel behavior analyst who used U.S. Department of Transportation data to develop her findings.
You know, all those busybodies decrying McDonald's need to focus on the real evil in our midst. Seriously, not that I make coffee every morning (since I avoid the stuff), but do these people realize how much money they'd save if they brewed at home? The clean-up isn't that difficult. Hell, if you're that lazy, try Wawa (or for those outside the mid-Atlantic, your local convenience store), where they don't charge you four friggin' dollars for a cup o' Joe.

Of course, these people can't give up their Starbucks fixation, because the evil ingredients have them addicted. In fact, here's the most chilling part of the story...

However, it's no accident, restaurant industry analysts say, that commuters rarely have to wait to make a left turn to get their caffeine fix. Restaurants catering to the breakfast crowd usually make sure they're on the right side of the street for the morning traffic flow. In some cases, Starbucks will have two locations across the street from each other to accommodate traffic patterns in both directions, company spokesman Alan Hilowitz said.
Shudder.

One final note of despair. My fiancee has become part of Starbucks Nation as well. I don't drink coffee, and she only drinks it from Starbucks. And yet we've still got a coffeemaker on the gift registry, apparently so we can serve large pots of coffee at dinner parties to guests who would rather be drinking Starbucks. Somehow, I keep losing out here.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

What Annoying Song is Stuck in My Head Today?

If I need to suffer with a song stuck in my head, why shouldn't you have to do the same? Sometimes they're good, most times they're bad... but no matter what, they make you suffer. So I like to share the suffering whenever it happens.

So we're driving to work together last week, which means no ESPN Radio in the morning. Instead, the XM gets switched over to the 80's Channel. Normally, I have no objections. Then, this song comes on... and Alli decides it's fun and campy enough that we should listen to it. Unfortunately, we all know what that means. Talk about one-hit wonders...

Here's Aqua, with "Barbie Girl"...

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
You're welcome.

More Good Reading

More good reading material abounds, but this time on-line. Let's start with Ann Coulter's hysterical takedown of liberals who choose to answer debate with food products...

Liberals enjoy claiming that they are intellectuals, thrilled to engage in a battle of wits. This, they believe, distinguishes them from conservatives, who are religious fanatics who react with impotent rage to opposing ideas. As one liberal, Jonathan Chait, put the cliche in The New Republic: Bush is an "instinctive anti-intellectual" and his administration hostile to "fact-driven debate." In a favorable contrast, Clinton is "the former Rhodes scholar who relished academic debates." Showing his usual reverence for fact-checking, The New York Times' Paul Krugman says the Republican Party is "dominated by people who believe truth should be determined by revelation, not research."

I'm not sure how these descriptions square with the fact that liberals keep responding to conservative ideas by throwing food. (Remember the good old days when liberals' "fact-driven" ideas only meant throwing money at their problems?)

Last October, two liberals responded to my speech at the University of Arizona — during question and answer, no less — by charging the stage and throwing two pies at me from a few yards away. Fortunately for me, liberals not only argue like liberals, they also throw like girls. (Apologies in advance to the Harvard biology professors who walked out on Larry Summers in a demonstration of their admiration of "research," not "revelation" — but this may account for the dearth of female pitchers in Major League Baseball.)

Unfortunately for them, Republican men don't react favorably to two "Deliverance" boys trying to sucker-punch a 110-pound female in a skirt and heels. The geniuses ended up with bloody noses and broken bones.

...On March 29, liberals' intellectual retort to a speech by William Kristol at Earlham College was to throw a pie. On March 31, liberals enjoyed the hurly-burly of political debate with Pat Buchanan at Western Michigan University by throwing salad dressing. On April 6, liberals engaged David Horowitz on his ideas at Butler University by throwing a pie at him.

If you close your eyes, it's almost like you're listening to Ludwig Wittgenstein!

If there had been that many attacks on Muslims in the weeks following the 9/11 attack, we'd still be watching Showtime specials about it. (In liberals' defense, this is what they must resort to when there are no student newspapers with conservative editorials to burn.)
I don't agree with everything Coulter writes... but I do enjoy it.

For those looking for more intellectual reading, check out Victor Davis Hanson's sensational rip on foreign policy realists from both parties...

Brent Scowcroft predicted on the eve of the Iraqi elections that voting there would increase the risk of civil war. Indeed, he foresaw “a great potential for deepening the conflict.” He also once assured us that Iraq “could become a Vietnam in a way that the Vietnam war never did.” Did he mean perhaps worse than ten years of war and over 50,000 American dead, with the Cambodian holocaust next door?

Zbigniew Brzezinski feared that we could not do what we are in fact presently doing in Iraq: “I do not think we can stay in Iraq in the fashion we’re in now…If it cannot be changed drastically, it should be terminated.” He added ominously that it would take 500,000 troops, $500 billion, and resumption of the military draft to achieve security in Iraq. Did he mean Iraq needed more American troops than did the defense of Europe in the Cold War?

Madeleine Albright, while abroad, summed up the present American foreign policy: “It's difficult to be in France and criticize my government. But I'm doing so because Bush and the people working for him have a foreign policy that is not good for America, not good for the world.” Elections in Afghanistan and Iraq, troops out of Saudi Arabia, democratic demonstrations in Lebanon, West Bank voting, promises of change in Egypt — all that and more is “not good for the world”?

For the last year, such well-meaning former "wise people" have pretty much assured us that the Bush doctrine will not work and that the Arab world is not ready for Western-style democracy, especially when fostered through Western blood and iron.

But too often we discuss the present risky policy without thought of what preceded it or what might have substituted for it. Have we forgotten that the messy business of democracy was the successor, not the precursor, to a litany of other failed prescriptions? Or that there were never perfect solutions for a place like the Middle East — awash as it is in oil, autocracy, fundamentalism, poverty, and tribalism — only choices between awful and even more awful? Or that September 11 was not a sudden impulse on the part of Mohammed Atta, but the logical culmination of a long simmering pathology? Or that the present loudest critics had plenty of chances to leave something better than the mess that confronted the United States on September 12? Or that at a time of war, it is not very ethical to be sorta for, sorta against, kinda supportive, kinda critical of the mission — all depending on the latest sound bite from Iraq?
Hanson takes the time to answer such questions, and does so without hesitation. There are intellectual defenses for the positions of those who advocate these positions. But in most cases, they lack the vision to understand that buying time is not the equivalent of buying safety.