If This Story Was About W, We'd Never Hear The End Of It

Dude, it's not like misplacing your car keys.  It's the nuclear launch codes.  Yikes.

Please Don't Make Me Say I Miss Anything From The 1970's

I don't think things are as bad as the third picture.  And technically, I'm able to blot out most of the late 1970's due to the fact that I was under the age of six. 

But the fact that I had to pause for a half-second on deciding whether the third picture has a point says something, and it ain't good.  And worse, President Obama still has at least three more years to prove me wrong.